Joshua Henderson

Technical Artist and Indie Dev @ Scopely. Check out my personal projects @_RunGrizzly.

[Joshua Henderson @hairy_hatman]

Trying to get a refund for some @Official_HUFC tickets that I can't commit to any more (via paid protection) and discovering that I need a doctors note or a court summons to qualify.

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Despite perpetual pleas from those affected by tragedy, to not celebretise their perpetrators, media outlets are once again, tripping over themselves to be the first ones to plaster the Kirk shooter's details all over their socials. #news #socialmedia

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Doesn't help that their live chat "expert" is a clueless AI bot. #Halfords #AIFail

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#Halfords took $$$ from me and their site bottles it mid order. Result? I'm down 3 big ones and the order didn't go through. 🤡

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Finally, some good fucking glycogen.

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@MartinSLewis It's literally like every 3rd ad I get served.

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Man I sure am glad that @SkySports have their commentators spoil the VAR decision a full 5 seconds before the ref announces it. 🤡 #oldfirm

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There is no tier low enough that merits putting @ThreeUK 's #customerservice experience in. Ineffectual and endlessly frustrating. Get a grip 🤡🤡🤡3️⃣

[Joshua Henderson @hairy_hatman]

Another cracking weekend up north, making games at #MorayGameJam. And a bit of silverware to top it all off 😎

See you again next year 🙏

#gamedevelopment #scottishgames #MGJ25

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Can anyone, anywhere, name me a company that actually does customer service right in 2025? For me it's just one abysmal chat bot and powerless agent after another. #CustomerServiceFail

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@nextofficial To what end should I be doling out that kind of info exactly? We've been run around the houses enough and have contacted a furniture repairman. When the time comes to replace the thing we'll be giving Next a wide berth.

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Friendly reminder that miserly service and complete disregard for customer welfare is NOT just the domain of healthcare CEOs. I am now the proud owner of a completely useless sofa and minus hours of phonecalls because @nextofficial didn't fancy coming through on their warranty.

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Stakes are obviously not the same, but I'm indignant nonetheless. There are several companies that I refuse to use because of grudges I hold from decades ago and @nextofficial just made the list

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Mewtwo is the Oasis of Pokemon 🥱 #pokemon

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#Monzo is the template by which everybody should appraise their relative value for money when paying for any service, financial or otherwise. There I said it. #FinancialPlanning #technology 👏

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AI filmmakers be like "yo I heard you like slideshowss of faces being slowly zoomed into." 🥱 #artificalintelligence #fastforwardfiveyears

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@alz_zyd_ Nobody gives a shit about your GPA and they haven't for a long time. To think that you are owed a pile of job offers because of the pedigree or prestige of your Alma Mater is pure delusion and entitlement.

Choose reasonable horizons, stay humble and make shit, and you'll be fine

[RG! // Skullduggery // First Year @_RunGrizzly]

Cutscenes are now completely contextually aware of who is currently speaking. Here is a style pass I did that pulls out things like the name, and portrait. 😎

The procedural generation of these elements is already underway. 🤖

#screenshotsaturday #madewithunity #indiegames

[RG! // Skullduggery // First Year @_RunGrizzly]

An unnecessarily in-depth look at my upgraded teleporting.

🦾 Leaner
🦾 More flexible/extendable
🦾 Uses new inputs
🦾 Properly constrained to the game world
🦾 Doesn't mess with the player state

👉 Next up is a shader and particle pass.

#screenshotsaturday @unitygames

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Eternally grateful to anyone who knows of a spare ticket going for @littlecomets upcoming gig on 31 Oct to hit me up. 🥺 That first album made a man of me. #askingnicely #legends