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[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

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[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

You're a menace 😂😂😂

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

My wife has a strict rule: I am not allowed to be left unsupervised in public for more than twenty minutes. This weekend reminded me why.

I’m standing in a long line at a garden center with a massive 50lb bag of specialized bird seed.

This woman behind me taps me on the shoulder and asks, "Oh, do you have a lot of birds?"

Standard small talk, But I’d been in line for fifteen minutes and I was bored.

I looked at her, completely deadpan, and said: “Actually, no, This is for me, It’s a new holistic cleanse I’m trying, High protein, great for the hair.”

The guy behind her immediately stopped scrolling on his phone.

The woman’s eyes went wide. “You… you eat that? Is that even safe?”

I leaned in like I was sharing a government secret. “The results are incredible. I lost 30 pounds last summer. The only problem is the side effects. Last time I did it, I ended up in the emergency room for two weeks. Tubes, monitors, the whole deal.”

She gasped. “From the seeds? Did you get a parasite?”

“No,” I said. “I was perched on a telephone pole trying to sleep and a hawk knocked me off. Fell forty feet.”

The guy behind her made a sound like a tire blowing out. The woman just stood there, paralyzed, trying to process the mental image.

Right then, my wife comes back from the bathroom, sees the look on the woman's face, grabs my arm, and starts dragging me toward the exit.

“He’s kidding,” she tells the woman. Then she turns to me: “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

I don't care. The look on that lady's face was worth more than the bird seed. 😂

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

If you r*pe a child, you forfeit your life.

Death penalty for child r*pists.

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

I approve

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A woman added ghost pepper to her food to catch the coworker who kept stealing her lunch, and this is what happened �

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

He doesn't like you.

[🎀 @lilycact]

I just want to feel like he actually wants to be around me.

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

@the_millenium1 Tun gbemidebe 😂

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

@Bigi_Chima Cletus
Lawrence of Arabia

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

You go pursue these couple again from X o.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

- Mocks beggarly child
- Posts the video of her mocking beggarly child

- Blocks husband
- Posts about how she blocks husband - on an app husband is popular on

Do you see the pattern?

Besides her more obvious character deficits, what stands out for me is the chronic lack of self awareness.

She does stuff that reflects poorly on her character, then voluntarily shares it with the rest of us as if it is something to be proud of.

Stated differently, most people have the common sense to hide behaviour that makes them look bad. But she does the opposite and publicises them unprovoked, utterly unable to recognise she is indicting herself😩

This is the part that does my head in

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

@CourtneyLC80 @MadelaineLucyH She just keeps displaying her imbecility on a public forum.

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

@KimIversenShow Stay safe Kim. Love from Nigeria.

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

@Kingkuti_ @__paklokito Amen 🙏🏽

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

Please involve the police

[Aweni Peperemsz(Sales starts on the 1st of july💃) @AweniOnibata]

I bought hair on preorder from this hair vendor, paid over 80%, only for her to text me today that she made a mistake and the hair is double the price she gave me😭😭😂😂

Okay, no offense taken, give me a refund
She said she runs a no refund policy and I should pick another hair🥹🥹🥹

Sheyb if I get angry now, people around her will say I’m doing too much
Koburu.

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

Swalla

[Mercy 🌺🌹 @Mercy_datgirl_]

Wait, what if he actually cums in your mouth when giving him head??😭

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

@Raamlaah @Engr_Farouq Plot twist. He got himself another wife out there that you don't know about.

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

Imbecilic take

[KING OF ALL SPORTS @Emmanuel_Tips]

This World Cup was set to favour Argentina 🇦🇷 check the breakdown all the weak countries they are playing against.

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

Her life

[Grow Smarter @GrowSmarter_x]

We haven't gotten a winner yet... Let's see who gets it...

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

@Official_Ola_01 Thank you for your service.

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

@tobyasky Too much muscle mass is also not good for athleticism.

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

@arojinle1 Part of the reason why I didn't pray for buhari when he died.

In solidarity for all the people who died, bank workers in sagamu who were attacked and had to scale fence.

Bank branches that were burnt.

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

As it should be .... He doesn't want you to have breast cancer.

[softie✨ @softgirlamy]

Ever since I met this man my breast have not known peace

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

I will never rate him neither will I see anyone that rates him in the same light again.

You don't ever downplay the role of education.

What he did then was an affront to all teachers and people who value education.

[Kate Amaka Henshaw @HenshawKate]

You remember abi?🤣🤣
They said I was jealous cos he was rich or whatever🙄
That's their only yardstick, money. Cringe worthy🤮
Proper olodos!