ALAN

Coast. Mountains. Plains. Earth.

[MLB Deserve-To-Win-O-Meter @mlb_simulator]

🚨 Cardinals are luck merchants! 🚨

⚾ Cubs @ Cardinals
05/31/2026

Final: Cubs 1, Cardinals 5
Deserve-to-Win: Cubs 70% / Cardinals 18% (Tie 13%)
https://t.co/Eczww0KWbO

#MLB #Cubs #STLCards

[ALAN @halanohan]

@JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ @USATODAY I’d throw a fit if I was pitching off that “mound” too

[ALAN @halanohan]

@Ballislife Slim Leaper*

[ALAN @halanohan]

@BaseballCentraI You mean pitching off of this?

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

Only four teams haven’t made an external addition during free agency thus far:

- Seahawks
- Broncos
- Jaguars
- Eagles

All four teams won at least 11 games in 2025.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

In my entire life following the NFL, there had *never* been a preseason narrative that made less sense to me than the “Denver might be a legit contender!” one that sprouted up this year.

Through 3 weeks, sanity is being restored.

[ALAN @halanohan]

@LightMsngr @EddieTrunk This

[ALAN @halanohan]

@hashtag_rally17 @JayhawkTalk https://t.co/VqXJDfQrGQ

[ALAN @halanohan]

@fakehistoryhunt Bow on girl on the right has depth issues. Background is a bit clunky. Otherwise it’s getting good.

[ALAN @halanohan]

@heathgbrown27 Preach

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

:/

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

With 4 rebounds tonight, Nikola Jokic is the 2nd player in NBA history with 2,000 points, 1,000 rebounds and 800 assists in a single season, including reg. season and playoffs. He joins Oscar Robertson in 1961-62.

[LaVont'e Stewart Sr. @LavontSr]

We teach our children @LostBoyzInc to honor those who pave the way to their success. An ode from the South Shore Patriotz to @STR0 @HDMHApparel @Wes55Burton @Laureus_USA @PitchingNinja @RotoWear #ThePerfectMound #Play2 #SportForGoodChicago

[St. Louis Sports Hall of Fame @STLSportsHOF]

Jill Gomric Dalke, we are only one day away from your enshrinement into the St. Louis Sports Hall of Fame The event is a sellout.

[ALAN @halanohan]

Yea…do away with turf @NFL ? We would all rather the slip and slop show at mid field. These guys deserve better. Play on a consistent surface already. Enough.

[ALAN @halanohan]

That’s the wildest thing I’ve ever seen.

[ALAN @halanohan]

@Ringer711 @zachbuettner Guy just having the time of his life.

[ALAN @halanohan]

@Ringer711 Exactly. Place is also designed for long lines, tough driving in/out. Massive open parking lot and infrastructure. It’s how it works in KC.

[ALAN @halanohan]

@efirner @heathgbrown27 History buffs love Cy. Nolan Ryan gets most votes. Mariano is talked about in big league circles as nastiest.