Haleema

25, UK.

[Haleema @haleema_25]

@nsandihelp great thank you!

[Haleema @haleema_25]

@nsandihelp hi. How long until a withdrawal appears in bank account please?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Knowing you'll be shocked at how dark it is until at least February

[Haleema @haleema_25]

Pinterest is so addictive

[Haleema @haleema_25]

Nutribullet for the win.

[Haleema @haleema_25]

Wasn't sure how to take the postman telling me he seen my 'little head' in the window so he knew I was in... #littlehead? #pea?

[Haleema @haleema_25]

Not sure anyone else will have been listening to the Hairspray soundtrack, s club juniors and Britney Spears in the gym tonight

[Haleema @haleema_25]

Spent a significant amount of time putting photos in photo albums. Taking it back old school.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Gearing up to order with your menu closed, then opening and pointing at the very last second

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

<stand and stare at desk>
"Riiight"
<pat all pockets>
"Riiight, well I shall see you all on Monday"
<move mouse for no reason>

[Haleema @haleema_25]

Might start tweeting again but probably going to forget.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Not being allowed to touch 99% of the food currently in your fridge

[Haleema @haleema_25]

Circuits in #prestonpark with ourrr lad #backtoreality

[Haleema @haleema_25]

Aus' blues

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Saying "I might get some cash out actually", despite approaching the cash machine and being 100% certain of getting cash

[Haleema @haleema_25]

@Fi_Hetherington oh hey fifi