Pixie Gates

👑Punk Rock Princess🤘

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La 😷

🖤History Nerd❤️
Future Merch Girl

[Pixie Gates @haleighgates]

I just saw Cane mother fucking Hill!!! The best thing to ever come from Louisiana, besides me (jk it's them 😂) @Cane_Hill #bucketlist #ialmostpassedoutbutitsfine #whyaretheysoperfect #theonlygoodthingaboutla

[alyson hannigan @alydenisof]

In case you needed a costume idea 😂

[Duolingo @duolingo]

see y'all on tumblr

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

This fake trailer for The Shining almost single-handedly jump-started a “edit a grossly misrepresentational trailer for a popular movie” in the early days of YouTube, but I don’t think a single one ever quite topped this.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

@Ashley50Nica no one ever comes to these comments with something productive to say

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

LET’S GET THIS BREAD😤

and not feed it to ducks because it makes their tummy hurt 😔

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

I would love to know who WOULDN’T be fucking depressed if they had to work 80+ hour weeks, 28+ hours at a time, for 3-7 years, while earning ~$15 an hour and amassing interest on their $250k+ debt and being constantly beaten down by the system, the pandemic, and the public

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Some people hate me because I’m openly gay.

Some people hate me because I’m Jewish.

Some people hate me because I’m a proud liberal.

And you know what? All those haters can go f*ck themselves.

[Pixie Gates @haleighgates]

@heymrsbond Love when artists show any vulnerability and are given shit for it. She has a documented eating disorder that she brought up in Miss Americana. Just because you don't like her doesn't make her fatphobic. You're getting mad at someone for having an eating disorder. Bad take

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the “former gifted kid” to “burnt-out-perfectionist-with-a-praise-kink” pipeline

[Spotify @Spotify]

And before the clock could even strike midnight on October 22nd, Taylor Swift broke the record for most-streamed album in a single day in Spotify history. Congratulations, @taylorswift13 ♥️

[stand atlantic @standatlantic]

should we start our villain era

[Catholics for Choice @Catholic4Choice]

Someone else's pregnancy is actually none of your business.

[rabia O'chaudry @rabiasquared]

Me tryna convince Adnan he needs a podcast

[Tweets Of Cats @TweetsOfCats]

They went from 2 sauce long to 5 sauce long.

[Koketso @Kok3tso2]

@YourMusicWhore Every time i see the name Kanye, I think to myself "it can't get any worse than this". And I'm always wrong.

[rabia O'chaudry @rabiasquared]

Oh he’s a doctor too

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

good to know that Panic! was given as an offering to the emo gods in order for us to have Blink, My Chem and Paramore back 😌

[Lindsay Sleeper @LindsayPNewton]

I never thought I would change my name when I got married— I was the first (medical) Dr. Newton in my family and I’m very proud of that. But, when presented with the opportunity to say “Hi, I’m Dr. Sleeper and I’ll be your anesthesiologist,” I just couldn’t pass it up!

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

The Mario movie trailer is just further proof that Jack Black should've gotten the huge leading man push from Hollywood that Chris Pratt got. Jack Black could've done Starlord. Jack Black could've done whatever the hell the guy from Jurassic World's name is.