haley blakely

I don't like my language watered down; I don't like my edges rounded off. she // her

[haley blakely @haleily]

@Their_Mom_ @CordierDarren @TheSylvreWolfe @Jason_Aldean No. Not the small town I grew up in or the surrounding ones.

[haley blakely @haleily]

Hey twitterverse. I’ve missed you.

[haley blakely @haleily]

@wywrdgray I just shatter

[haley blakely @haleily]

Just got a huge win. Celebrated for a minute. And then started crying because there’s no celebration here. There is just loneliness.

[haley blakely @haleily]

“These words were never easier for me to say, or you to second-guess”

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

I miss quarantine twas a simpler time where I was single because of the global pandemic and not my personality

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The IRS is warning Americans that this tax season they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600.

Meanwhile…

The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.

[haley blakely @haleily]

Started a fresh pot of coffee at midnight. Am I Virginia yet? I’d love to be someone else.

[haley blakely @haleily]

“How to Deal with Heartbreak” articles are the dumbest shit I’ve ever read.

[haley blakely @haleily]

And so start my adventures in terrible gift wrapping. Tis the season

[haley blakely @haleily]

“People in love can overcome anything”

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

call me Ticketmaster because I also breakdown and refuse to work when I’m faced with too many demands

[haley blakely @haleily]

“Oh, what a tangled web we weave”

[Isaac Fitzgerald @IsaacFitzgerald]

I can’t explain it but the energy lately is “everyone is losing it” in a way we haven’t seen since 2020.

[isa @isabellenoel]

disney: “we’re reopening tomorrow, cast members affected by the hurricane be damned”

universal: *is literally underwater*

[haley blakely @haleily]

@pbandj_otter I saw snap stories from friends down there and wondered about the employees working - what about their own properties and such ?

[Bonnie Tangey @BonnieTangey]

Wrote, “will you marry me?” in the sand. Hope it fucks up a couples holiday.

[haley blakely @haleily]

@adrianJEsmith Ayyyy I live only an hour / hour half from there!

[sophia sopaipilla @phiamenina]

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

[haley blakely @haleily]

“What seems simple in the moonlight by the morning never is”