Hales

[Hales @halesbubs]

Nothing like a dead silent Uber on the way home from a build-your-own Irish bar crawl to really have you rethink your life decisions

[Hales @halesbubs]

Men of Hinge be like

*selects the “My Love Language is” prompt*

*lists three of the five Love Languages, one of which is A L W A Y S Physical Touch*

[Hales @halesbubs]

I redownloaded Hinge for the millionth time and this might be the round that has me completely give up on actively trying to date in Charlotte. The dating scene here is DISMAL. I’d like to formally withdraw my prior complaints about dating in Chicago.

[Hales @halesbubs]

At a bar with friends discussing bidets when a man in his 40s approaches. We were immediately on guard ready for an uncomfy interaction. Ended up having a solid 30min discussion with the guy about fungi hunting and the woman he told he loved for the first time the night prior 🥹

[Hales @halesbubs]

@CLTdevelopment “Elites like me”

[Hales @halesbubs]

@CLT_Nic Free samples right downstairs? Say less

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the green m&m showing up to the unemployment office tomorrow

[Willard Foxton Todd @WillardFoxton]

I'm not even joking when I say it should be against the law to require you to ring up to cancel a subscription you can buy online.

[Hales @halesbubs]

@hashtagdion Are these three things not true of Raleigh where all the tours seem to stop?

[Hales @halesbubs]

My roommate is with her bf +50% of the week and I was trying to figure out why this seems excessive or noteworthy to me. Then I remembered that the 2x I’ve had some semblance of a relationship, there was a 25+ mile distance between us so we saw each other maybe once a week lol

[Hales @halesbubs]

I called my parents to update them on my move and I’m almost offended at their tone while they told me MULTIPLE times that they were impressed 😂

[Hales @halesbubs]

2023 and I’m still being compared to a horse by strangers on the internet. It’s almost like formspring never went out of style 😂

[Hales @halesbubs]

But he can keep all of Georgia
Theodosia, she's mine

[Hales @halesbubs]

Whatever idiot at @MTV decided to cut Kelsey from #SiestaKey and keep Chloe should be promptly fired. I hope in Chloe’s ~healing journey~ she has a therapist who calls her out on her bs.

[Hales @halesbubs]

Most of the time I hate social media and what it’s done to use as a society but sometimes it’s really nice. I wish we could just collectively lean into the nice bits.

[Hales @halesbubs]

You ever have a dream about someone and it fucks with you for the following 12-24 hours?

[Hales @halesbubs]

I am SICK and TIRED. That’s it, just sick (physically) and tired (physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually, otherthingsally)

[Hales @halesbubs]

I cannot WAIT to rip my apartment’s management company a new virtual asshole via google review the second I’m moved out

[Maya Krishna-Rogers ❤️‍🔥 @MKrishnaRogers]

folks, I’ve figured out why he looks so familiar