Alice

I speak my mind & I don't sugar coat. I rant about stuff that grates my cheese. New normal sucks & lockdowns kill.

[Alice @halestones1234]

@GBPolitcs Lol. Even the NHS extensively uses Virtual Private Networks (VPNs) to enable secure remote access for staff to the Health and Social Care Network. This is utterly hilarious 😂

[Rich Toronto @rich_toronto]

If you remove pork from cafeterias, you’re not being respectful, you’re letting yourself be conquered.

If you stop having or walking dogs, you’re not being respectful, you’re letting yourselves be conquered.

If you let people block traffic and impact transit to pray, you’re not being respectful, you’re being conquered.

When you let people new to your country break your laws, and you go light on them, you’re not being respectful, you’re being conquered.

Respectful is acknowledging people’s right to eat the foods they want and practice the religion they choose and follow the traditions they want without hate or discrimination.

Forcing every one else in your society to change to accommodate their demands?

Thats being conquered.

Our societies need to stop allowing themselves to be conquered.

While they’re still able to stop it.

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Starmer is set to make the evil Pygmy Sadiq KHUNT, a Lord.

The fancy dress department do not make ermine robes that small. A fleet of tiny hamsters are being fattened up for their fur.

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

A great typically British take on the state of our roads.
Very funny but sadly true. Where is all of the tax money going ? Not on repairing potholes that’s for sure. Please share

[Alice @halestones1234]

@KipMooreMusic Go old school: play "get into something" That would be ace!

[A View From Yorkshire @models_by_Russ]

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary,

I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator.

I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme.

Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate.

I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave.

You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise.

Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount.

For £35,000 I will:
   •   Leave quietly.
   •   Not require a press conference.
   •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.
   •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport.

I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme.

Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus.

Who knew?

While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes.

May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue.

In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on.

If successful, I promise to:
   •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).
   •   Not stage a protest on the runway.
   •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice.

All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV.

Yours in hopeful relocation,
A slightly confused taxpayer

[🎼🌺Music Love♥️ @ThoNg676733]

🤣😆😄 THIS IS SOOO FUNNY & I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT!!! 😇

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

LOL. 😂

[Alice @halestones1234]

@sara_stormy @KipMooreMusic He's playing state fayre festival in Essex on 27th June

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

I laugh every time I watch this.

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

Tax his land, Tax his bed,

Tax the table, At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his work, Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.

Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass!

Tax him all he has, then let him know

That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

When he screams and when he hollers;

Then tax him more, take all his dollars

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in Which he's laid...

Put these words Upon his tomb:

‘Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone, Do not relax,

It's time to apply Inheritance Tax!

#BudgetDay

[Alice @halestones1234]

@tarinson @PolitlcsUK Agree. Most companies have a 6 month probation period. It's there for a good reason. Some people interview really well, but once in post it can be a very different story.

[Firework Campaign @fireworkreform]

Social media is full of posts about #firework issues, the majority of people in the comments are fed up and want something done to stop #firework antisocial behaviour, stop stressing their pets, stop impacting on wildlife or just get some peace back to their neighbourhoods. If that’s you then here’s your chance to make the government listen!

We are promoting two #petitions

Reduce the maximum noise level for #consumer fireworks from 120 to 90 decibels - currently with 147,000 signatures! https://t.co/etQbhuOt56

Limit the sale of fireworks to those running local council approved events only - currently with 73,000 signatures. Let’s get this one over 100k too! https://t.co/j6fRtAo6aU

You can also write to your MP to support the petitions. Use this link: https://t.co/qpkLpXtbww

#fireworklawchange

[Alice @halestones1234]

Omg this is too good!

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

OK this wins the internet 😂

"Oops I freed them again" - David Lammy

Amazing work @CrewkerneGaz!

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

They keep rejecting his adverts so Ricky Gervais has given up trying

I wonder why Islamist Mayor of London Sadiq Khan keeps banning adverts featuring alcohol on the London Underground?

[Alice @halestones1234]

@Keir_Starmer @james_freeman__ This post went well......😂

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile in The UK

British Banks are already starting to list YOUR purchases to a Carbon Value in order to measure your own individual Co2 consumption.

You all know where this heading. Insane.

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

It's starting,food is being labelled with your daily carbon allowance information, just a few weeks after Digital ID was announced.
Because everything will be linked to your Digital ID, including your carbon allowance. What happens at your allowance limit for the day/week/month?

[Benonwine @benonwine]

This is the reality of a Brit card 🇬🇧

Funny thing is people will think this is absurd and is just A.I fun, but this is highly likely to happen down the line.

[Carl Vernon @RealCarlVernon]

Remember the truckers in Canada having their bank accounts frozen?

Imagine how much easier that would be with a centralised database of wrongthinkers.