PJ 🦦

I like talking about animals and my baby. I also make fun of my fiancé who doesn't have Twitter.

[PJ 🦦 @halestorm09]

I relate to Mellie Grant drinking wine out of a marble encased bath tub saying how she's gracious on the outside but petty on the inside.

[PJ 🦦 @halestorm09]

@ericaebelhair I love this though

[Drew From Home @itsdrewfromhome]

Other moms: I got my child $7,000 worth of Montessori wooden toys that will stimulate their creative mind and help them learn
Me: here’s a tortilla, have fun

[Dark Rabbite @DarkRabbite]

i laughed at this as a child but this is literally how i deal with life now

[Devin Lee Johnson @DevinEKLJohnson]

Fun fact: FOUR TIMES as many people were arrested in Lexington the night UK won the 2012 National Championship than were arrested today for violently storming our US Capitol.

[Toni @__gorgeousgeek]

Me: That looks so damn goo-

Gordon Ramsay: Pathetic

Me: Pathetic.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

gfs dad is smoking big meat and is listening to metal versions of Christmas songs. Turned to me and said brother that 3rd beer hits just right. Number 3 is the one. It was like speaking to god.

[cal @callielanejo]

do you wanna build a snowman

[PJ 🦦 @halestorm09]

👀

[lj 🌼 hubris king @newtguzzler]

When I die I want to be cremated but at my funeral there will be an open casket with a Muppet version of me.

[tate @50FirstTates]

2020 appliances: *break within 2 years*

1970s refrigerator: i will outlive u and everyone u love. i am eternal. i am time itself

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Michelle Obama had the time today.

[♛ Bella ♛ @rauhling_bizzle]

IT TOOK ALL 50 STATES, THE AMISH, KPOP STANS, 13 OTHER COUNTRIES, WITCHES, ANONYMOUS, THE LGBT COMMUNITY, CELEBRITIES, STAN TWITTER, PEOPLE OF COLOR, WHITE ALLIES & BATMAN TO GET 2ND DEGREE MURDER AND THE THREE COPS ARRESTED AND WE HAD THE PRESIDENT & MILITARY AGAINST US, MY GOD

[PJ 🦦 @halestorm09]

What. A. Guy.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I wrote out some thoughts on how to make this moment a real turning point to bring about real change––and pulled together some resources to help young activists sustain the momentum by channeling their energy into concrete action. https://t.co/jEczrOeFdv

[ANDREA💋 @onlyy1drea]

june 1st... i pray for better days, peace, and justice

[PJ 🦦 @halestorm09]

I feel like they’ve always felt this

[Little Stevie On The Prairie @StevieOakley]

I bet Canada feels like they live in the Apartment above a Meth Lab right about now..

[onegottago @Goddy_Bugatti]

Put this in a Nike commercial

[PJ 🦦 @halestorm09]

@alexiscagney I read the whole thread and loved it ALL

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

14/10