Haley Asp

I’m actually the funniest person I know

[choyce @choycebrown]

minding your business is free btw

[SIE @_badassiee]

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

[rj 💧 @RJsRecipe]

My circle small but we all funny tho 💀

[David @davidxeliii]

Are you trynna take polaroids together or not

[Andrea @ASchlieckau]

I invested so much in “loving” the wrong person for so long, I can’t even imagine what it’ll be like when I find my person

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

wat did the sheep say to the angry farmer

why are you so mooooody!!!

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the beach, they’d be beagles.

[Haley Asp @haley_asp]

Since we can’t have a graduation because of “health concerns” I better not see a single administrator at Walmart, the bars, the pool etc.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

how old is Jeff?

21 and his dad is 69

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

do yall pronounce it "sea world" or "whale prison"

[jadene @jaykayellem]

is it so much for a girl to want to snuggle up with a guy on a couch with a cup of hot chocolate and cinnamon cookies in the middle of winter and watch a documentary about how people kill people

[Haley Asp @haley_asp]

@kinshisha_T

[Haley Asp @haley_asp]

@Jerrypleasure

[Haley Asp @haley_asp]

Dad: What do pigs use to keep their food clean
Me: what Sean
Dad: Glad press and squeal
Me: Hahahaha
Dad: *gives himself high five*
Me:

Dad: do you think I could make it on one of those dad joke pages