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I’m not a regular mom I’m a cool mom ♡

[Haley FD @haley_fd]

Today Parker(my 6 year old) requested the “Toast Malone” for breakfast which consists of cinnamon sugar TOAST and a side of honey dew MELON #shitParkersays 😂😂

@PostMalone

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Sings*

“I came in like a wreckkkking Paul”

-Paul Haroules

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This is my sons valentines day bag he made at school. In the same color marker his teacher wrote Parker in, he proceeded to write “the great” while decorating the bag. #shitParksdoes 😂😂😂❤️

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As we are getting ready to leave the house

Paul: auto bots roll out 🙃

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“Sometimes you have to do things you don’t want to do and so you know what I do? I take a deep breath and then decide not to do them after all so really I don’t have to do the thing I didn’t want to do!” -Parker #shitParkersats #schoolathome #foolproof

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“Moms you are the best moms i have ever heard of, i keep hitting myself because i think i’m dreaming thats how good and special you are mom” -Parks #shitParkersays #luckymama

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@emmah129 You go girl!

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Paul just sang “don’t even start do do do do do do” (to the tune of baby shark...) #shitPaulysays

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Me: sorry I didn’t get to making our Xmas playlist today

Parks: don’t worry moms you have been working hard all day there is always tomorrow

Me: I know I just was trying to get it done for you

Parks: moms you do lots for me, sit and read a book & relax #shitParkersays ❤️🥰❤️

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Parks: and bringing in my shark bean bag chair, which is also gluten-free, side note no idea what that means

Me: hahah it’s like the wheat and grains in bread or pasta

Parks: ohh so that is true that my shark chair is gluten-free #shitParkersays 😂

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“Moms so i fell in love with this book that was reading this morning” -Parks

(Yes my heart melted) #shitParkersays

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Pauly bribed Parker with 10 bags of fruit snacks to tell us what the holiday present he made for us at school is

*Parks declined #willpower

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* Took Parks to the dollar store per his request so he could buy presents for our family with his own money for xmas

Cashier: would you like to spend an extra dollar to donate a toy to a child who needs it?

Parks: takes 3 dollar bills* make it 3 toys please

#shitParkerdoes

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Parker talking to his friend about unicorns in the car

“theoretically thats impossible”

#shitParkersays

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“Let me get some Gordon Ramsay up in this bitch” -Pauly

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Watching a Sesame Street episode on racism with my 6 year old son. I am so impressed how they communicated such intense and important topics and information at a childs level. Such a necessary conversation for children. So Bravo @sesamestreet

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*Parker drawing with crayons for school & breaks one

“Oh Snap! Literally....”

#shitParkersays

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Parks talking to his friend Natalie

“Here you go (opens the door) ladies first, thats what my dad always says”

#thanksPauly #shitParkersays #proudmama

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Being a mom is the best thing ever. Parker (my 6 year old) just sang “Hey There Deliliah” to me while playing the ukulele. Life is better than good. #shitParkerdoes @plainwhitets

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When your 6 year old son is throwing shade because his mimi isn’t texting him back 😂😂 #shitParkerdoes