Pidge

Queen of the eyesores

[Pidge @haley_pug]

Remember in princess diaries when Lana rats on Mia & she has to take off her hat in front of everyone all embarrassed?
The same thing happened to me in 4th grade. Only difference is it wasn't mandy Moore and it was a purple camouflage spongebob hat and my hair was worse

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

if I get weighed at the doctor’s office even though I asked not to, FINE. but then I should get to weigh the doctor

[Pidge @haley_pug]

I'm sorry, you're giving me an attitude when your last name is "dingus"? I don't think so.

[Pidge @haley_pug]

When are we going to talk about how irresponsible the parents are from Stuart Little?! They have a cat for crying out loud!

[Pidge @haley_pug]

Let's all brainstorm together how I can make this into a career

[Pidge @haley_pug]

I bought a hot glue gun a while ago to put 2 buttons on a pillow. I am now on a hot glue gun kick and want to glue everything. Please give me things to glue please this is my life now

[Pidge @haley_pug]

I finished both seasons of Flavor of Love. Logically, I have moved onto Rock of Love. I feel really good about my life

[Pidge @haley_pug]

I spoke with someone whose real first name was "Bomba" lemme tell ya, he did NOT deserve to be given such a fun name. Snooze fest

[Pidge @haley_pug]

@Inzie_Martin1 Glad im not the only one! I need to know what I just got a whiff of!

[Pidge @haley_pug]

There should be a shazam for scents. Anyone working on that?

[Pidge @haley_pug]

Don't get me wrong, I've had a couple Karens that were bad. But a Patricia will destroy your happiness in 2 seconds

[Pidge @haley_pug]

As someone who talks to middle aged and older rude white women all day, i have to say that "Karen" is not totally accurate. Patricia is the one you need to look out for

[Pidge @haley_pug]

Mama needs some banter

[Pidge @haley_pug]

I hate my virtual coworkers.

[Pidge @haley_pug]

"Yes thats normal after 6"
like a robot she is!

[Pidge @haley_pug]

These minutes are snails

[Pidge @haley_pug]

There must've been a class that was taught to anyone born before the 80s on how to be rude to retail workers for no reason, because man they are pros!

[Pidge @haley_pug]

We're stuffed