Haley Yellow

I'm trying really hard to keep it gangsta this morning.

[Haley Yellow @haley_yellow]

I don't have daddy issues but that doesn't mean I don't like to have a good time.

[ugh* @heatherlou_]

Get on my level. 💅

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

Striving for a balanced TL that your parents can read, but your brother will laugh at. How is your brother anyway? Does he ask about me?

[Haley Yellow @haley_yellow]

Teach me how to Pokémon.

[TattleTaleSister @TattleTSister]

I spend way too much time thinking about stuff that will never happen and way too little time thinking about stuff that is happening.

[Haley Yellow @haley_yellow]

Heyyya I want some soup baby.

[TattleTaleSister @TattleTSister]

Nothing worse than not being in control of your own emotions.

[TattleTaleSister @TattleTSister]

Over share your shitty life with anyone who will listen.

[Haley Yellow @haley_yellow]

A Rob Kardashian game where you start projects you never finish and drink sizzurp In dark lit rooms while hiding from your family.

[Bree(zy) Bop @breeinthestee]

A well-read woman is a dangerous creature. I'm downright lethal.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My phone's spell check recognizes "Sharknado" but not "Roosevelt" and that really tells you everything you need to know about America.

[Ivsy @Ivsy01]

*hits decline on phone calls like I'm on a game show.

[Haley Yellow @haley_yellow]

I wish I could pvr my dreams.

[Haley Yellow @haley_yellow]

I don't need that kind of positivity in my life.

[Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs]

Comedians are afraid to steal my jokes that's why they haven't yet

[Ryan @ryanflipswhips]

[giving solid relationship advice]

Friend: my girlfriend and I are so distant lately and I don’t know what to do.

Me: get her pregnant.

[ShittyShittyGangBang @ShittyComedian]

No means no, unless she's dyslexic. Then it's on.

[GrossHopper @AGStr8upNinja]

This cold weather is depressing me. Can't wait until summer. I'm going to look at my cellphone outside so much.

[Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22]

Next time you are in a 3 hour line for Space Mountain, just remember, you only paid $460 for your family to be there.

[Julz&©️offee @lovejulieacafe]

QUICK!

TELL ME YOU LOVE ME BEFORE MY PHONE DIES!

[Meredith @PerfectPending]

When I see a baby I think, aww what a cute little pile of work.