Ryan

hmu if you need a ride 574.855.8128

[Ryan @ryanflipswhips]

[grocery store]

CLERK: *looks up from scanning item* Candy Corn?

SERIAL KILLER: yes.

[Ryan @ryanflipswhips]

#ecco #dressshoes I bought 2 pairs of Ecco shoes for $295 a pair. soles peeled back in less than 12 months. I sent in both pairs for warranty and got rejected ‘due to normal wear’ & i only wore them 4 months a year for work. #trash #madeinchina #scam

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@nba is cool but you have to pay $10,000 a year if you want to watch live.

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The new iPhone is so awesome I wasted an entire workday setting it up instead of doing my job.

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i pay $200 a month for tv/movie apps just to look for something to watch

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the only inside joke u better off not knowing

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[DRIVING]

*sees parked police car flashing its lights outside someone’s house*

6yo in backseat:
‘dad, that house just got pulled over!’

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i’ve been scrolling thru the netflix menu for 5 years straight and have yet to watch a single show

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@Bovada_Casino #scamming

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@UnimpressedWU hey i remember subtweeting too. good times

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@Shade45 why family ties every other song that shit is wack af shout out @rude_jude

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@BovadaOfficial On this day in 2021 @BovadaOfficial robbed someone I know for the 114th time only this time they shot themselves in the foot by blocking the user they stole from🤣

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@1MeLrO 🤣

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@QueefHurricane 😂

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@OCEzeadi @kewpiedoll2691 @dafloydsta @Annekinns @Bandersnaaatch @alldrolledup @tales_spirit @STitusR @StellaGMaddox @writerPT @audipenny @HistoryInPics @ElizaBayne 🤪

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@unsuckEBAY apparently straight up lying to customers & holding funds for a month after delivery is the new standard at @eBay. The eBay funds team will add insult to injury by assigning all fraud resources to spy on their actual customers who have been loyal to them since 2003. Blame Covid.

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@eBay @sjamitch23 apparently straight up lying to customers & holding funds for a month after delivery is the new standard at @eBay. The eBay funds team will add insult to injury by assigning all fraud resources to spy on their actual customers who have been loyal to them since 2003. Blame Covid.

[Ryan @ryanflipswhips]

@eBay apparently straight up lying to customers & holding funds for a month after delivery is the new standard at @eBay. The eBay funds team will add insult to injury by assigning all fraud resources to spy on their actual customers who have been loyal to them since 2003. Blame Covid.

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@StatikSelekt #showoffradio #riots #BlackLivesMatter @Shade45

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@pavorNocturnis Lol

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@tvvitterhandle Yeah I guess I’d be in bad shape if I had been off work that whole time. Giant ball of energy. Like a six year old boy