post nasal droll

outbound personality • return flight hair • #blm

[post nasal droll @alldrolledup]

if you thought i was obnoxious before i have my own rainbow now losers

[LTB @_Tempo11]

HE'S SUPER FRIENDLY I yell as my big black dog runs full speed toward a group of screaming toddlers

[post nasal droll @alldrolledup]

@swamy_g @junker_jo @annakhachiyan THIS 🏆🤘

[post nasal droll @alldrolledup]

@Wx_Intercepts thanks for garbaging up the weather feed with this idiocy during severe weather; it would seem you actually are that desperate for attention

[post nasal droll @alldrolledup]

@LilShopOfNola @NOLACityPark @MargaretOrr @ZackFradellaWx @MaddieKerthFox8 @LizReyesFOX8 @ScotPilie_Wx @VisitNewOrleans shameless plug tagging this with # lawx in the middle of a louisiana tornado outbreak to boost views

[post nasal droll @alldrolledup]

@SaltyMacTavish 😂😂 maybe it’s mad about the offset

[post nasal droll @alldrolledup]

@Libersomethin 😂👌

[post nasal droll @alldrolledup]

when you find out I'm Canadian you don't have to tell me how you feel about Rush

[post nasal droll @alldrolledup]

@NWSNewOrleans “kinda yucky, but good” smh

[post nasal droll @alldrolledup]

cool hair, cool boots, cool rock collection, crotch hanging out

[post nasal droll @alldrolledup]

tbt 1991 @fuzzlime wins a new car playing MacDonalds Monopoly BUT spies this Fairlane and swaps pinkslips with the dude at the next red light BUT that night she overshoots my driveway and crash parks it in my wild wisteria, where she still lives in it

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Great, I just realized my daughter stuck this to my jacket this morning and I’ve been walking around like a narc all day

[post nasal droll @alldrolledup]

@Libersomethin that depends; are you feeling lucky?

[post nasal droll @alldrolledup]

when you find out I'm Canadian you don't have to tell me how you feel about Rush

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

BREAKING NEWS: Scientists discover portal, "WE THREW A HOTDOG IN IT" screamed one scientist

[II HANDS II Dev @NnoEvol_Dev]

I die every time 🤣

[post nasal droll @alldrolledup]

99 bottles of beer is only 2/3 of a keg anything else magical I can ruin for you

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

Me: Moves to the suburbs after 15 years in the city, but vows to stay young and hip no matter what.

Also me:

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Every marriage has one person who is good at putting laundry away and one person who puts my black tights in a kitchen drawer with the dish towels.

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

My in laws are visiting and I feel like my mother in law is much too smug for someone who’s son I’m still raising.

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Not to be a Halloween Scrooge but I don’t like that everyone uses stencils to carve their pumpkins now. Jack-o-lanterns are supposed to be extremely unimpressive. You should have a vision in your head and then not be able to execute it. That’s what Halloween is all about.