haley :)

[haley :) @haleyandmemes]

Me taking the #aplit exam tomorrow without knowing what a prose essay is

[emily north @north0fnorth]

pittsburgh scanner tweets started showing up on my timeline a week ago and now i’m starting to have some questions about what the fuck is going on in that city

[Annemarie Dray @AnnemarieDray]

Gene Hackman’s death has truly upset me. His poor wife dies of natural causes and for a week a 95 year old man with Alzheimer’s was left alone and frightened and unable to call for help. My God. Check on your loved ones. May they both be at peace.

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Them: just listen to your body

My body: go back to bed and don’t ever get out

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

Kim Kardashian probably made the smartest decision in history man

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[Rob @wrobbee]

you guys don’t even think fast food workers should make a livable wage

[boop @cowtools__]

when onion rings i pick up the phone 💯

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

…dunno man… regardless of your stance on immigration — as there are many conversations to be had — watching people weep because they’ve spent an endless amount of time or have risked their lives to try and find a better life in america, just to have it ripped from them in an instant, is an odd thing to find humor in.

we are very lucky to have been born in this country, it is an honor that people see it as an escape from horrors somewhere else or as a path to success, and even if you believe they should not be accommodated, you should at least recognize the unfortunateness.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

the way some of you talk about los angeles is insane. not everyone in la is rich, people with nice homes don’t deserve to lose them, this isn’t the work of drug addicts starting fires. i’m genuinely amazed at how stupid and cruel some of you are.

[The Lefty Canadian Radical 🇵🇸 @Tori_TLCR]

Not a big fan of the revival of the r word.

I'm not the most politically correct person. But what I do know is every morning at work, the most perfect soul with down syndrome says hello to me and asks me how my dog and kids are doing. I'll say a lot of bad words; not that one.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

ion like spotify wrapped bc i’ll have one manic episode in feb where i listened to a song 200 times n that be my so called fave song of the yr

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Wow. Not sure I’ve ever seen heresy, blasphemy, and idolatry all mashed together like this before now.

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

ugh wish there was a way to kill microbes in milk :/

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.