haley carpenter

I like cheesy snacks and so far my greatest accomplishment In life is almost eating a box of 52 chocolates on one sitting

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

Nothing like eating a nice bowl of Annie’s and watching the US fall to pieces

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

It’s like the universe can tell when your doing well and there like nah time to teach her a few lessons.. bam 💥 feel my power... guess we’ll just keep living and learning

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

Listen Candace Jeremy doesn’t fucking care about you. IYKYK

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

I’m just pumping some gas at the gas station when a guy pulls up in a van. He’s probably mid 30’s walks up to me. First question “are you 18” ... NOT EVEN A HEY. Strangers these days have no manners, especially the ones with scary vans.

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

@chaseislit If you get a retweet I will go with you

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

Do horses ever trip when there running?

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

If I were an artist I would be upset if my songs were being made into TikToks ya know unless I was Lil Nas X...

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

Fun fact: half of the DNA in our bodies is exactly the same as that of a banana 🍌... kiss ya brain

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

Thought I was getting corona but it is just allergies.. thanks pollen for the panic attack.

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

in an attempt to make your quarantine NOT suck, I’m doing a $10,000 giveaway! randomly selecting 10 people to donate $1,000, just RETWEET this for a chance to win💰

[Karen Howell @karenehowell]

“Alexa, play Baby Shark.” I could watch this video over and over.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the ocean has tested positive for whales

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

Corona sucks. It’s like ordering extra chick-fil-a sauce and not getting your whole damn meal. But times 1000

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

My heart’s breaking this 1st grade kid rode his bike 15 miles to go get a computer so he could do his school work, just for him to be told first graders won’t receive them...then calls my mom on the phone crying saying how he dosent know how he’s going to do his school work :(

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

Finally got a pack of rawmen today.. I would like to thank the vail community for being too boujie for rawmen.

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

If Great Escape by boys like girls dosent play over our first kiss then I don’t want it...

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

It is year 2020 and the only sports that stand are Bowling and American Ninja Warrior. Choose you teams wisely.

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

Currently learning about marriage in Anthropology and it’s kinda seeming like a trap built by society.

[haley carpenter @haleyca32208103]

@AbbyEsco Shits too real