Haley French

[^_^ @misandrism]

Just put a potato in the oven so I can have a potato in an hour or so. And you’d be wise to do the same

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Hate it when I flip my pillow over to the cool side and accidentally knock over my nightstand spaghetti and meatballs

[zo𓆑 @b1tesnails]

the lioness ignores her vitamin deficiencies

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Y’all are so lucky I don’t have a dragon

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

No, I can’t throw out that piece of paper that’s been on the floor for a week. That’s the cats’ piece of paper, idiot.

[Liam 🌊🇵🇸 @cinntithe]

Read four pages of my book on a 2.5 hour train journey

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

when i’m walking around and my little cat is following me like trot trot trot trot i want to cry from joy and love

[bobby @bobbyonmain]

i would love to laugh soon or possibly smile

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

i feel like im owed 10 dollars but im not sure from who

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i've had like 600 mg of caffeeine today which has given me the ability to read people's minds and they're all mad at me

[symone @symoneeed]

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

it’s lowkey funny how thunder only happens when it’s raining like..and mind you players only love you when they’re playin :/

[divinely daria ☿ @divinelydaria]

I think we need this reframe as adults too

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

sorry my room's a mess i got ready to go out one time seven months ago

[Chris @citehchris]

8 beers deep at the pool telling my girl hey watch this https://t.co/XCqEXkDXhk

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i get scared when my bf starts acting like a guy and locks in to the sports game on tv like where did my baby girl pookie bear go

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

Me after 18 beers