haley🍒

🎱🎱🎱‼️⚡️🤠✨❤️ yeah

[haley🍒 @haleygompers]

Profited $20 on a scratch off yesterday might develop a gambling addiction for thrills

[haley🍒 @haleygompers]

@chloee_kinggg Me all the time

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

haven’t bought any trinkets this week

[haley🍒 @haleygompers]

About to absolutely demolish my family in quiplash

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dog Who Successfully Detected Cancer In Owner Put Down For Practicing Medicine Without A License https://t.co/0Rpj6HgXaR

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy 20th my sweet Jackie! Your “I do” was the best gift of my life. My heart has been yours since the first second I saw you and I love and appreciate your devoted soul more and more each day. Us. The kids. Lets keep going and going babe. Lots of love to give you. Always.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study Finds Not Acting Like Total Fucking Moron Most Attractive Quality In Potential Mate https://t.co/iDGVCEWwmm

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Woman Starting To Worry She Just Has Type Of Face Where Makeup Looks Insane https://t.co/IPyUXilXcg

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

this is me btw

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Laptop Gets To Age When It Can Be Lightly Tossed Sometimes https://t.co/auk7MYECS9

[haley🍒 @haleygompers]

Sorry I can’t make it my husband and I are winterizing the baby

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Winter Proofing New Russian babies, Moscow, 1958. They believe that the cold, fresh air boosts their immune system and allows them to sleep longer.

[haley🍒 @haleygompers]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE LOVE OF GOD GOES WHEN THE WAVES TURN THE MINUTES TO HOURS

[haley🍒 @haleygompers]

Gordon Lightfoot has passed away and I just found out

[haley🍒 @haleygompers]

Some poor old lady is going to think the rapture is in motion

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

This man is starting a frog revolution in his backyard

https://t.co/PZ0zU2JkfW

[The Onion @TheOnion]

More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions https://t.co/4cOABb1DM4

[haley🍒 @haleygompers]

My dad shows affection by giving me a bottle of Flonase and Zyrtec every allergy season and saying “this is the key”