haley

My friends call me hayooo

[haley @haleyhaleyooo]

@sincerelysnw @ashleyjwashburn It was more of a “Rihanna is planning baby #2 in 2023 and she would love to walk down the aisle with a baby bump in February”

[haley @haleyhaleyooo]

I don’t know if this makes sense to anyone else but after I bleach my teeth the sound and texture of a sharpie on cardboard is almost worse than nails on a chalkboard

[haley @haleyhaleyooo]

I may be biased but I feel like no other college town makes alumni more excited to go back and visit than NAU kids to Flagstaff

[haley @haleyhaleyooo]

How do you tell a cat with no concept of personal space that you’re incredibly allergic to it and you want to love it but from a safe distance

[haley @haleyhaleyooo]

Is an oil change just a gynocology appointment for a car?

[haley @haleyhaleyooo]

Cold Brew does something to me that nothing else will ever be able to do #staycaffeinated

[Money with Katie @moneywithkatie]

my biggest financial mistake was being in 8th grade in 2009 when I should’ve been buying foreclosed real estate

[haley @haleyhaleyooo]

@ZackBornstein @asapxtrock

[haley @haleyhaleyooo]

Women LOVE to organize shit. We love to color coordinate by size and shape and season. And then we love to show everyone who walks in the room the new system to our organized spaces.

[Elisabeth Ingram Wallace @ingram_wallace]

I put out peanuts for the birds every morning and they have started bringing me elastic bands. I don’t speak bird, what could this mean, and do I have to eat the elastic bands now?

[haley @haleyhaleyooo]

The US has lost approximately 45% of their managed bees this year…. that is the second highest loss rate since 2006. We are DOOMED.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Delta Air Lines diverted a shipment of five million honeybees bound for Alaska to Atlanta and left the bee shipment out on a hot tarmac. Local beekeepers tried to come to the rescue, but very few survived. “This is just such a waste, an absolute tragedy.” https://t.co/Zc3dRi3XkB

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

Remember like two weeks ago when Elon was like “tell me how to end world hunger and I’ll do it” and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[haley @haleyhaleyooo]

“Abs are made in the kitchen” Yeah, and you know what else is made in the kitchen? Cookies, and cheesecake, and lots of other delicious food.

[haley @haleyhaleyooo]

What is something you absolutely love that society does? I’ll go first, I love when someone in oncoming traffic flashes their brights at you to let you know there’s a cop around the next corner.

[haley @haleyhaleyooo]

My dream is to be @DonnieDoesWorld when I grow up. Hands down the coolest job in the world!

[haley @haleyhaleyooo]

Being an adult means getting excited to go home after work to do your skincare routine.

[Flash @Flashyasf]

damn it’s like you gotta stay busy just to not get lost in yo thoughts