Haley Hanson

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

Ice cream makes sad pupper a happy pupper

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Current mood

[maddie rundlett @madsruns]

you want me to turn 27? the number of dresses that killed katherine heigl??

[610 @610Barstool]

Cancer twice by 7, given two more years tops. Yet here's my boy Dexter kicking down the door to 11 with no end in sight. My favorite day of the year.

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

@SlickChristian Will too, did too

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

@SlickChristian Bet I already did 🙄

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

The CEO of @WeatherTech decided to use the company’s $6M Super Bowl ad budget to make a commercial recognizing the vets at University of Wisconsin who helped save the life of his very good dog Scout and it’s perfect.

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

@Slick_Rick15 @skerj_ @SlickChristian Wow

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

@skerj_ @SlickChristian I miss you @skerj_ ❤️

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

I can’t believe there are actually people out there who prefer cats over dogs

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

I just finished The Office for the 12th time and you bet your ass I’m starting it again for the 13th time. I’m not sure I’ll ever get sick of this show

[Ulysses S. Cocksman @USCocksman]

I want to tell you a story about Hank, and I want you to know that it has a happy ending. This is Hank 6 years ago.

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

Cooking for a single person is hard. I either don’t cook enough for myself or I cook enough to feed a family of five. There’s no in between

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

@PaytonLund @KalleenKvien Jason Hanson with his pants down? This will always be in our nightmares.

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

One time my dad got really drunk and my mom told him it was bar close so he would go home even though it was 8:30pm and he walked in the house with his pants down to his knees and screamed “WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS” to me and my friends and I think about that a lot

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

Mainly because it was a traumatizing experience for me

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

My goal this year is to attempt every Pinterest recipe I have ever saved. Wish me luck

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

@nicolemiler14 @KalleenKvien Let’s not forget that we got lunch first, then kal had to bring me... then she left me at the hospital for my dad to pick me up.

[Haley Hanson @haleyhans19]

Every time I think I miss @nicolemiler14 I remind myself of that time I broke my ankle and instead of bringing me to the hospital she filmed me crawling around her floor naked and crying