Haley Breslin

she/her

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

elon musk is so laughably bad as a capitalist that he caused mass labor action without any sort of organizational infrastructure

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Polish Foreign Ministry has confirmed that a Russian-made missile fell in eastern Poland, killing two people.

Foreign Minister Zbigniew Rau summoned the Russian ambassador and “demanded immediate detailed explanations.” https://t.co/NlmrjlTa76

[Haley Breslin @haleykbx]

My niagara falls tour guide told me about how he found a dead body there two days ago 💕

[Haley Breslin @haleykbx]

i’m never saying the word button again. my family is making fun of how i say it 🥲

[Fairfax County Police @FairfaxCountyPD]

Officers are at Tysons Corner Center, 1961 Chain Bridge Rd, in McLean for report of gunshots inside the mall. Nothing found at this point. Please avoid the area while officers continue to clear the mall. #FCPD

[Haley Breslin @haleykbx]

hasan meeting simu liu is the crossover i didn’t know i needed

[Haley Breslin @haleykbx]

my mom: i just got a text that your prescriptions are ready
me, currently standing inside the pharmacy talking with the pharmacist: yes i’m aware

[Haley Breslin @haleykbx]

i keep forgetting october exists and telling people that bc i move into college in late september and have orientation the next week my classes don’t really fully start until november

[Haley Breslin @haleykbx]

i’m going to be so disappointed in myself if im not in bed at 8 tn

[Haley Breslin @haleykbx]

today 💕:
-stung by a wasp
-stranded in denver airport
-migraine

[nick @Nick2DO0MED]

@hasanthehun vs Andrew Tate in a nutshell

[Haley Breslin @haleykbx]

younger cousin: what’s your favorite animal
my 17 year old cousin: jesus

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Please consider joining the moon's onlyfans.

[An Post Malone @CianClarke1]

There are no vegan men, just..

[Haley Breslin @haleykbx]

every time i cook my god complex activates

[Haley Breslin @haleykbx]

sometimes if i’m watching recipe videos for a long time then switch to a different genre of recipe i will inevitably wonder why they aren’t adding the ingredient i searched earlier
me: *watching couscous recipes*
me:*switched over to risotto recipes*
me: where’s the couscous

[Haley Breslin @haleykbx]

ahaha i feel awkward and bad but i also know i don’t really have anything to feel awkward or bad about. like nothing i did was wrong but also sorryyy

[Haley Breslin @haleykbx]

slay

[Haley Breslin @haleykbx]

use executive powers? nahhhh let’s take to twitter 💪

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

My message to the companies running gas stations and setting prices at the pump is simple: this is a time of war and global peril.

Bring down the price you are charging at the pump to reflect the cost you’re paying for the product. And do it now.