Haley

public health • RPCV • Fareway • never going back to school again no matter how lost I am•

[Haley @haleymariew11]

Idk how this happened, but Fetty Wap getting out is like a central cog in my life rn. 2026 is elevated.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

@schaefer_ian @GeneralMCNews This is a wild statement. As a “woke liberal”, I have never slit anyone’s throat or supported that heart-wrenching action. Direct your anger in healthier ways.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

I haven’t been on twitter for a second. Spent the last 15 minutes fact checking my tweets. VENDING MACHINES *DO* KILL MORE PEOPLE THAN SHARKS DO.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

Everyone has a favorite bathroom stall.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

Sometimes I open tiktok and I’m like MAKE ME CRY.
Not a disappointed customer.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

@RepMTG I am sick of *your* 💩. Judas.

[Bleeding Heartland @LauraRBelin]

Not an answer.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

My Big Fat Greek Wedding is under rated and will always make me feel all the things.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

I saw a squirrel use the stairs today.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

Grad school is so nuts because you’re having a breakdown one second and interviewing the next. 🎬🎭 I’d like to thank my high school drama teacher, my under eye concealer, and my murder podcasts for keeping me as together as I can fake.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

@MNelson_ISU I’m dead😭😭😭

[Haley @haleymariew11]

SHAQ IS A GENTLEMAN, GENTLEMAN, AND LEGEND. NO ONE FUX W HIM. Everything I learn about him makes me cry or laugh.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

You know what? I still like diet dr. Pepper. Ted cruz, you will not take this from me.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

Good morning to everyone but Greg Abbott. Greg. Go back to bed please.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

I don’t know what it is about seeing people drink water, but it makes me incredibly happy.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

Love it when my school loans come in and I can afford not-one-ply.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

I just watched a lady cleaning an old car on tik tok for three minutes and I feel calm.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

I spilled some parm cheese in the back of my fridge and now I’m anxiously awaiting feedback from my 10:00am self.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

I hate it when people hate it when people start going to the gym after the New Years.

[Haley @haleymariew11]

I AM SO PUMPED WE GOT BETTY WHITE FOR AS LONG AS WE GOT BETTY WHITE. LETS BE HAPPY THAT WE GOT BETTY WHITE FOR AS LONG AS WE GOT BETTY WHITE. EVERYBODY GOTTA DIE. LEMME DIE LIKE BETTY FUCKIN WHITE.