haley may

going places & doing things

[haley may @haleymay96]

@MaddiShockman hi per :)

[haley may @haleymay96]

@elaineebalbi @txnyg Oh my goodness, congratulations you two!! You will make the best parents- that kid is going to come out speaking affirmations & radiating kindness 🥺💙

[haley may @haleymay96]

@backrowemily @Rinola_ Aww love you 😘

[haley may @haleymay96]

my roommates are both on dates and i’m sitting on the living room floor listening to Zach Bryan. it’s fine, i’m fine

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

why did i make this

[haley may @haleymay96]

I would give both titties to go to a concert rn

[Dorky Dick LLC @jakesquash907]

The baristas out here be the wildest people I know. I’ll black out on a Saturday with them and they’ll be making my hangover coffee the next morning like they didn’t just die a few hours ago.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $500 today

[haley may @haleymay96]

@annamcleaan Hahahahaha i’m crying this is true love

[haley may @haleymay96]

@LIAAJV HAHAHAHA facts

[haley may @haleymay96]

I literally said, “I wonder what they’re talking about” while watching this and this is the funniest response anyone could come up with 🤣

[Phillip Moore @PhillipMoore_]

“Next year he’ll play better, isn’t that right Russell?”

[em @yangita_]

This pandemic has really made me a horrible texter 😭😭😭 I'm sorry l really just don't wanna talk.... to anyone

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

deep on a case with an old friend

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Some things just go better together
And probably always will

[alexa @AlexaPfaff4]

Context: I pulled into the tbell drive thru 5 min ago with my bird on my shoulder (she likes short drives) and the guy I paid closes the window and says to his coworkers “it’s the bird girl again” ugh 😭

[haley may @haleymay96]

wish heaven had visiting hours

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

“why don’t u answer ur phone??”
my phone: