jawn lenin

retweets are not endorsements... unless?

[McNasty @McNasty]

i ranked every cell in my body

[Pentagon Pizza Report @PenPizzaReport]

Various pizzerias nearby the Pentagon are reporting above average traffic.

As of 2:51pm ET

[jawn lenin @haleysins]

@RepAndyBiggsAZ @realDonaldTrump get bent

[I was like pshhh @pssshwhaaa]

*Youth pastor voice* You know who else committed suicide by cop?

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Water your tree.

[jawn lenin @haleysins]

@papac_themvp https://t.co/stuQi1KeWr

[seph @sephsays]

A food blog site before you get to the recipe:

[jawn lenin @haleysins]

nightmare blunt rotation: kyrsten sinema, john fetterman, the tiktok artisanal pencil sharpening guy

[AndrewMohawk⁽ⁿᵘˡˡ⁾ ✨ 𝓲𝓷 𝓿𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓼 ✨ @AndrewMohawk]

The future of mankind

[Waseem Kurawley @waskhalifa_]

POV your husband just got shot in the fucking neck

[jawn lenin @haleysins]

we could have if there wasnt a lame “no bag” policy

[Andrew Kolvet @AndrewKolvet]

Make Heaven crowded.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I was just offered a senior management position at a top 4 accounting firm for celebrating CharIie Kork’s daeth. They have major contracts with HAMAS and ANTIFA.

[jawn lenin @haleysins]

is this dracula flow

[0.005 Seconds (3/694) @seconds_0]

I apologize to all my local schizophrenics. I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

I'm a 58-year-old retired roofer from Zanesville, OH who has no relationship with his children and has been banned from 4 separate Chili's locations for berating staff, and I have deep concerns about the Democratic candidate for mayor of New York City, a place I have never been.

[judd crud @snotwurst420]

Why I bought a condo at Disney World

[i'm nice on here @littleerik]

life is full of choices