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undercover TV villain

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@Chillian_blair Casual Friday night out?

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ITS THE FIRST DAY OF FALL I GOT MY PUMPKIN CANDLE LIT, HOT COFFEE DRINKS ONLY, SCARY MOVIES ON REPEAT LETS GET SPOOKY

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@Chillian_blair Yeah wait that doesn’t sit right with me

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do I drink black coffee because I like it that way or because I’m too lazy to buy milk ??

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@Chillian_blair This. Is. ICONIC

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@Chillian_blair Real question: whatever happened to the you-know-what hanging on our wall 👀

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The best thing about New Girl is Jake Johnson’s incredible performance in each of the flashback scenes

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procrastinating going to the grocery store until I literally have no food left is my specialty

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@animalloryy Yeah maybe if I just look the part ill be satisfied? Stay tuned

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Convinced that if I buy gym clothes I will, in fact, go to the gym

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When black lives are threatened by police and they stand up for themselves, it’s seen as “violent and barbaric”, resulting in a militia type response. When white people have trashed grocery stores and screamed at employees for mandating masking, there’s no cops in sight?? Got it

[Vari @VariJStylez]

This is complete privilege

[Juan @juanpena_13]

Mentally I’m here

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Mentally I am here

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when @stoolpresidente arrives to philly I’m gonna be ready with a bottle of wine and two cheesesteaks

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if I could pull off dark hair i would go full witch mode

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i !! don’t !! wanna !! work !!

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drunk off two bud lights this is tightttt

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

First I laughed, then I cried

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There’s a pandemic, the postal service is under attack, Biden is our only hope against trump, breonna Taylor’s murderers haven’t been arrested...but yeah sure let’s step on a scale on top of all that thanks doc