Haley

[Ogrado @Ogrado2]

Tener pareja debe ser algo bueno porque si fuera malo ya me hubiera pasado.

[Leo @leo_osn5]

tuitear es para gente que de chiquitos hablaban solos

[relentless matriarch✨ @lieutenantbitch]

no hayley williams it ain’t fun

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Only difference between me & someone in a psych ward is I'm outside

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

im losing my spark can someone set me on fire

[McNasty @McNasty]

hantavirus son or lettuce diarrhea daughter

[Joules @juliedangerrr]

the millennial urge to wrap a history book with this bad boy

[𝐿𝒶𝓊𝓇𝑒𝓃 𝐵𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓁𝑒𝓎 @LBknowsBall]

Before the fireworks start tonight, here’s a friendly reminder: if you aren’t in one of the original 13 colonies, this 250th birthday party isn’t technically yours. You’re just attending as a plus-one.

This one belongs to the stripes, not the stars, baby. 🇺🇸

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

In honor of our nation’s 250th birthday, mother nature has decided it will be 250 degrees out.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

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[Neet @neet_sol]

ppl with 9-5s are like "my job allows me to travel" and they'll be in Columbus, Ohio

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Airbnbs are so funny to me because "sleeps 8" could mean 8 people get their own bed or it could mean someone's gonna have to sleep on top of the refrigerator

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[riss @redsoxrisss]

The men in Boston are always 5’6 until they’re sitting right in front of you at a Sox game

[culture @notgwendalupe]

i lowkey get her now

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

The best part about Hinge is meeting people in their 30s and getting to be, apparently, the first person they've ever tried to have a conversation with

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons