Haley Hager

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[p̸͎̗͋͘ä̴̮̩́t̴̰͛́̊̀t̷̹̺͜͝y̵̤̮̫̓͗ @PattyPuffin]

if my gingerbread cookie doesn’t have a DICK, send it back!

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Fascinating that all those “don’t tread on me” posers and their AR-15’s are nowhere to be seen and government tyranny is instead being opposed by a guy in an inflatable frog suit.

[s.🍒 @shvnique]

What is the obsession with autism in particular? We have cancer causing ingredients in our food, hygiene products etc but they constantly mention autism. Why??

[eric63 amg biturbo 4matic @EricMTerrill1]

me to every cybertruck i see on the road

[Baldy McOldguy @DoEyeNoYou]

If Trump is indeed at Walter Reed hospital, I sincerely hope RFK Jr takes over and prescribes exactly what he needs to get back on his feet.

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

Kissing ought to be treated similar to a smoke break , “Do you want to step outside for a kiss?” , “Let’s go to the balcony and kiss “,

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists would devote their entire lives to deceiving you, but a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

[Rosanna Pansino @RosannaPansino]

Seeing education take one of the top 3 spots over clickbait-y, exploitative, billionaire backed, soulless, morally bankrupt, unoriginal, bottom feeding brain rot 'content' is healing my soul. 🥰

[KJ @kend0llass]

Nvm i feel better! I could go for a lemon drop

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when u accidentally block an intersection and everyone is staring at you

[jynx @jynxbby]

i be at work SOOOO sleepy then clock out and be ready to walk to africa

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Fool me once i kill myself on the spot

[۟ @filmfae]

this is how men watch your tv show after saying “i don’t know why you watch this garbage” https://t.co/Kw5cnxYyiO

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
- did i act ok
- was i cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong

[shakeia @curlyfro]

this is the funniest community note i’ve ever seen. 😭

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

did they mass produce this exact setup for american high schools bc this is identical to my 10th grade chem lab