Emily Hanauer

[Emily Hanauer @halfEMauer]

@PleaseBeGneiss @sizroph @Average_Nate

[Emily Hanauer @halfEMauer]

#oomf wants to bring back #oomf tweets.

[Louisville Dad @LouisvilleDad]

It's never too late to talk about equity in JCPS.
Even if it's 9:08 pm.

[Emily Hanauer @halfEMauer]

@PrezidentBush Hahahahahaha

[Emily Hanauer @halfEMauer]

@ABSamatterafact Lololololol

[Shelby @Shelby_Delaine]

Lord, please give us a commercial break.
I need a moment of silence & a refill🍷
#Debates2020

[Emily Hanauer @halfEMauer]

@realDonaldTrFan It’s really sad that I thought this was real for like 30 seconds...

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Watch this. It shows why we should all do the right thing and stay home to the fullest extent possible. All of us can help slow the spread of the virus, protecting the elderly, the vulnerable, and each other. https://t.co/FgffQrMVB7

[Emily Hanauer @halfEMauer]

@graceekuhn Same

[Nathan Pratt @NattyPratt]

59 seconds left, #iubb ahead by 10.

Me: “You think they’ll win?”

@WombatPratt: “…it’s hard to say.”

[Emily Hanauer @halfEMauer]

@nattyice45 @K_hineswater20 Pert vomited on my tiger shirt. I have some words for him.

[Emily Hanauer @halfEMauer]

@Shelby_Delaine Stay strong, we made it 9 months. My conscience almost won.

[Emily Hanauer @halfEMauer]

@Average_Nate @nathanfielder Hahahaha

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

Canela > Rudolph

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gnight.
YOU ARE SO LOVED AND WE LIKE HAVING YOU AROUND.
*ties one end of this sentence to your heart, the other end to everyone who loves you in this life, even if clouds obscure your view*
*checks knots*
THERE. STAY PUT, YOU.
TUG IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Emma Franklin @EMMA_nemm]

"I love that you have friends, but a little part of me wants to murder them all." - @halfEMauer #longdistancebestfriendship

[Emily Hanauer @halfEMauer]

@notreygusta @TheTallSouthpaw

[Emily Hanauer @halfEMauer]

@kelly_schmitz1 I’m dying on the inside. I love this tweet and hate this tweet.