Coffee Caramel Cashew

Im 23 with morals and plans of living cordial

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

SCOTUS is really trying to overturn the world record for any% destruction of a nation.

[Steve Krenzel @stevekrenzel]

As far as I know, the project actually got canned. Jack genuinely didn’t like it.

I don’t know if this mindset will hold true with the new owner of Twitter though. I would assume Elon will do far worse things with the data.

[Steve Krenzel @stevekrenzel]

I wound up meeting with a Director who came in huffing and puffing.

The Director said “We should know when users leave their house, their commute to work, and everywhere they go throughout the day. Anything less is useless. We get a lot more than that from other tech companies.”

[Steve Krenzel @stevekrenzel]

With Twitter's change in ownership last week, I'm probably in the clear to talk about the most unethical thing I was asked to build while working at Twitter.

🧵

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

Infinity links is just a disrespectful album.

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

so u know how sometimes you’ll have one actively abusive parent and one who doesn’t stop the abuse but slips u a treat while ur crying in ur room and calls it a day? that’s the two party structure of the united states

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

Having worked with Europeans and Americans for years now, I am no longer able to read dates unless the month is spelled out.

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

@adamr8ch @justpeachychey @baddanadanabad Shit man, I'm watching Gilmore girls as I read this.

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

You know my steez sampled shadowboxin?!?! How have I never noticed.

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

New buttons on the s22 got me screenshotting everything by accident, who decided to put them all on the same side

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

On a man made lake
There's a sheet of thin ice
Where unskilled skaters
Can't figure eight twice

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

Long live the queen?

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

Ah, time for the Korean tickets to start coming in full force. Gotta love night shift.

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

As if my coffee addiction wasn't already bad enough, now I have an excuse to keep drinking it into the evening.

[Emma™ (Humble Edition) @cockremover]

autism? me??? haha no why would you say that??

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

A “razor” is a rule of thumb that simplifies decision making.

The most powerful razors I’ve found:

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

Ah, yes, my four moods.

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

They really treat me too good at my favorite bagel place. I basically skip the line sometimes lmao.

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

Don't know what I expected "P.T.A." to be about, but planes trains and automobiles wasn't it.

[Coffee Caramel Cashew @halfacashew]

You the opposite of smart feces - get it? Dumb shit?