Byron Vampswich

i have absolutely no idea what's going on!

(real information retracted as per the Portis Agreement, notarized and enacted Sept '66)

[Byron Vampswich @halfdarkknight]

when you rush to make your mark on Twitter before we are all vaporized #TheseAirstrikesAreMakinMeThirsty #relatablecomedy

[C. Robert Cargill @Massawyrm]

Not everyone is going to get you. Accept that & move on. When you find people that do, make cool shit w/them. That's it, that's the secret.

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

[Lakers entire presentation is the second season of Entourage]

[C. Robert Cargill @Massawyrm]

Tim League lays down some real numbers on the financial success of IT FOLLOWS and what it means for indie filmmakers http://t.co/CZk9rw7BYc

[Adult Swim PR @adultswimpr]

Season 3 of #TheHeartSheHoller premieres @adultswim on 12/1 12:30am E/P starring @pattonoswalt Amy Sedaris, Heather Lawless & Scott Adsit!

[Billy Donnelly @infamouskidd]

Good piece by @halfdarkknight on today’s movies’ lack of contribution to the race dialogue. http://t.co/Gau4Tlnwyg

[Billy Donnelly @infamouskidd]

What’s the right amount of anger one should feel w/ @WorldStar being rewarded w/ a movie? @halfdarkknight nails it. http://t.co/k03nE2WicR

[Elijah 🧝🏾‍♂️ @kidfaery]

#LeaveRoomForJordan

[C. Robert Cargill @Massawyrm]

Because you're on Twitter in the middle of the night and clearly you need something better to do. http://t.co/8pAuVMFEHy

[Comic Book Culture @ComicBCulture]

“The Wind Rises” #Review: Hayao Miyazaki's Final, Magnificent Bow! http://t.co/vwWLHwJ0Lg #animation @halfdarkknight

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

this #PrayToEndAbortion hashtag makes me long for those innocent twitter days of the #TilaTequilaNazi hashtag

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"Fer cryin' out loud!" -- Walter Matthau, usually

[MLB @MLB]

Kenley Jansen strikes out the side and the #NLCS party is on at Dodger Stadium: http://t.co/qsF9OCmN0R

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

@talkbacker http://t.co/PtHO2F45Me is the most original, passionate geek website on the net. Hop on over there to get your nerd on!