Martin Porter

Geek and dreamer struggling to write 160 characters about myself.

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@NMoonitz Being brainwashed?

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@omgsidewalks What has that got to do with ADHD? People love medicalising their idiot selves.

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@mhp_guy Clearly fake. A dumb trick from a competitor.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Brains?

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@Jesii_ca_M Respect should be mutual. The answer is No because men are physically stronger. A man should never hit a woman. He can walk away.

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@DawnsMission That’s a bit like saying it’s madness to wear a cycling helmet when there’s currently no one else in the road. Why is it that medical masks are so triggering for some people?

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@TheLaikYobaz A global talking point in Turkey?

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@musecobae What problem is this solving exactly?

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@OrevaZSN Read a book dude.

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@Eeshe42 Course you are love.

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@OrevaZSN It’s just so much effort dude. Just ask your mum.

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@404__pien So just stay at home with your computer dude.

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@ChrisMatthews07 It’s in America dude. Try to keep up.

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@UtdMaI I know dude. It’s complicated, isn’t it.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Oh, he’s not allowed to have a watch…

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@itvfootball What?

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@anon_opin Imagine buying a sofa then getting a free new sofa every year!

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@WHLeavitt Nice to see him with his mates.

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@Zoyav016 A result.

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@Rainmaker1973 BS