Don G Draper

You've got the nerve to ask this question, and even be here?

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@lucasgarth Been sacked twice as many times as well.

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@nmhbuxo @iPad_Latino Posers.

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@nmhbuxo American hospitals just drop the newborns on their heads a couple of times to make sure they'll say stupid shit like this.

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@lukesesh2 Dad "wish I'd pulled out a bit quicker"

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@DuckHonkin @SlayerRules_420 There's a better one in Willagee. DJs on Archibald Street.

[no context nathan @NathanForYouOoC]

Super stoked for 2026!

[Corncob Kardashian @staunch_85]

Influencer mums on Instagram:

"Enjoying me time without the kids piece of shit dad who for some reason doesn't respect me. I tried yelling at him & he pretends to not understand what he's done wrong,which makes the disrespect even more maddening. Dis macha is gorjus tho, yum 🥰"

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@PatMcAfeeShow Joe's dad Eddie was the former president of Collingwood. All of the teams in the AFL are owned by the members, or the league.

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@Brocklesnitch Who gives a 12 year old a dog?

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@intl_weeds

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@nmhbuxo @iPad_Latino Broken clocks are right twice a day.

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@nmhbuxo @iPad_Latino Maybe dogs could have a treat?

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

Do the other commentators earn danger pay for being in the same room as Kelli Underwood? @FOXFOOTY

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@nmhbuxo I mean, he kind of spells it right out there for you.

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

Million dollar idea. Kelly Underwood Mute button. @kayosports

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@ChrisAlvino Are you looking in the mirror as you type these messages?

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@nmhbuxo @paul_piss That's the smile of someone who just saw a Dominos pizza.

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

@paul_piss Don't forget the vet bills for the poor creatures they decide to drag into their world.

[Don G Draper @halfpolishammer]

Me: This is a high.quality game of football.
(Collingwood is losing and hasn't kicked a goal in the first half)

[Corncob Kardashian @staunch_85]

I hear the Japanese call the PlayStation a “Praystation”.
No wonder so many kids over there worship the bloody thing 😏😏

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