Michael Laurin

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@MattWalshBlog He peaked with Sticks and Stones. Im as disappointed with his new material as I am with Bill Burr apologizing for being what made him funny: angry and honest.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@martinez_clips "You're speeding through a crosswalk and there is an <a> old lady and a <b> young child. Which do you hit?"

"<answer a or b>"

"NOOOO!!! .... YOU HIT THE BRAKES!!!"

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@DeborahJSimmon1 @01Patriot1776 Seconded

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@jennyriza777 240° ... it's not a triangle, assholes.
Quadrilaterals have 360°.
Angle B is 60°, due to congruent sides.
60 + 60 = 120
360 - 120 = 240
Go back to grade school geometry.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@Rainmaker1973 So, im chilling after work. Just want to unwind with a show or a movie. Now my table blinks at me, every time I set down a drink, or the cat jumps up to say hi. Greeeeaaaaaat.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@defender_121 We were supposed to be murdering all of the vaccinated people with our stubbornness.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@ThrillaRilla369 Pellet guns at 15 (mom hated guns)
First firearm (scoped .44 ruger) at 25.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@GigaBasedDad You're using Rocky Road to Dublin, to explain why we should stay put. Do better.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@LaNativePatriot Did it for a clothes dryer. They DO make replacement circuit boards for when capacitors and transformers burn out. Not sure about oven/stoves.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@MbarkCherguia Ring on stand-by, just for the occasion.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@AntiWokeMemes 0%

Jokes are funny. Offended people dont make jokes less funny.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@PDifferent2022 @historyinmemes Taoism is self-limiting to the physical world. The only message the tao de ching has to offer is that there is no dark without light, no fullness without emptiness, no height without depth. You cant be a leader without stepping away from the responsibility of leadership.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@dantypo It's live-action Telletubbies at best, and some sort of gross bait for sad old men at the worst. There is no cultural quality in this performance. Let it die. Please just let it die.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@LaNativePatriot Youre living a beautiful life. Congratulations.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@Mericamemed Teaching this lesson 12 times to 12 individuals would take 12 times longer. This is how trade school works. Pick a better option to troll.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@GigaBasedDad Hanover street steak house in Manchester, NH. Took a girl there. She ordered a well done steak. The chef handled it. Actually cooked a well done steak that was tender, juicy, and flavorful. I dont know what voodoo magic made it happen, but it is possible.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@ojessie__ Vote democrat

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@wahlstedt007 You will never understand, because you are a weak person, dedicated to your own slavery. Self defense isnt murder, just because you were carrying a gun.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@LaNativePatriot No. We need to rebuild civilization from the ground up.

[Michael Laurin @halftan_hobo]

@RandyGoat A reasonable man