Halie Forde

[Danny Tanner @DannyTanner]

I don't like the crust on my bread

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

MOM CAN U COME PICK ME UP

[braylonnn @braylon125]

i wish they had black friday sales on apartments and homes 😂😂😂

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Me advising my female friends

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

sorry i’m late i sat on my bed in a wet towel for 43 mins staring at my phone

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

before twitter shuts down is tomorrow an A day or B day

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

STOP TOUCHING ME WIT YA COLD HANDS & FEET😡

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me ignoring the car next to me after almost crashing into it.

[pj @pjayevans]

roombas should go 50 mph

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

“you changed” bro i was 16 ???

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

You ever date a mental health patient? oh my bad I meant a Taurus

[Halie Forde @haliefordee]

@bryceleclairexo 😭😭😭😭

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

She can’t cook but she can start an argument from scratch

[dollar store kirk hammett @olivesagan]

absolutely insane that people used to publicly update their facebook relationship status to “it’s complicated”

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

my friends and i tie our hands behind our backs and play hungry hungry hippos with pills on the floor