Andy Hall

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[Andy Hall @hall_andy18]

@COLORMktgDesign @herculezg McKenzie and Robinson had an awful game. McKenzie’s positioning on the first goal was dogshit. Trusty was yelling at his CBs the entire game - rightfully so.

[Andy Hall @hall_andy18]

@TheWapplehouse Some real Queen shit here. Of all the concerns about the ethics of her reporting, this is neither scathing nor explosive.

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We’re losing Freddy to the Canadians. We need to get Ella Langley on the case immediately.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This has to be one of the nicest public viewing spots I‘ve ever been to. Right next to the Niagara Falls. Also first time trying Poutine, one of Canada‘s national dishes.

[Andy Hall @hall_andy18]

@tomrenniesoccer Except Trinity Rodman, we can cut to her

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@covie_93 He’s probably over there taking a shitty break

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@ryangrim @elonmusk Congress should introduce a doge tax

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@TheKopWatch He just shouldn’t be a starter. He does better coming on with thirty minutes left and some legs are tired. He definitely likes to pop up for a late goal (although usually after we’ve already got the game in hand).

[Andy Hall @hall_andy18]

It’s 2030 and Twitter is just Hunter Biden and a bunch of African guys writing “Dear Penthouse Forum:

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

A guy I dated in my twenties, Julian, was aggressively frugal. On our first date, he asked to split a $12 appetizer. He drove a rusted 2004 Honda Civic with a broken AC, and for vacations, he would only agree to camping because "hotels are a capitalist scam designed to drain the working class."
He worked as a mid-level data analyst, so I assumed he was just aggressively paying off student loans. I tried to be supportive. I stopped suggesting nice dinners, sweated out three summers in his passenger seat, and learned how to pitch a tent in the rain.
One weekend, we went to visit his parents in Connecticut. I expected a modest suburban home.
We pulled up to a gated estate with a cobblestone driveway and a fountain. His mother greeted us in silk loungewear. When Julian went to the bathroom, his dad started chatting with me about finance.
"Julian’s doing so well," his dad said proudly. "He just crossed the $3 million mark in his personal portfolio. We told him he could retire, but he just loves the routine of his little analyst job."

[Andy Hall @hall_andy18]

@Money__Doug “You drive a hard bargain. I’ll go up to $203,000”

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@brianlfc0210 And then banished him

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@GeeScottSr Also pesto isn’t a dollar. Garlic bread isn’t a dollar.

[Andy Hall @hall_andy18]

Waking up from my colonoscopy and the nurse telling me I need to fart:

[Andy Hall @hall_andy18]

@river_is_nice Just a few fellas out taking the W while the voyeur films wistfully hoping they will ask him to join and when they don’t notice him, he turns to cynicism instead.

[Andy Hall @hall_andy18]

@atlanticesque You can also actually see kids in front of you instead of the big trucks hoping there are no flesh speed bumps in front of them

[Andy Hall @hall_andy18]

This douche trying to criticize some fellas shotgunning beers…I’m sorry, I thought this was still America

[Brent “The Bong” Benson @BensonB_1]

And then, we all shotgunned our beers at the same time.

[Andy Hall @hall_andy18]

@TuxedoBilliards @HenryBushnell @TheAthletic That’s really portraying Darth Vader in too negative a light

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one’s late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like

[War Monitor @WarMonitors]

The greatest free advert in history

[Andy Hall @hall_andy18]

@ShowbizTerp We won’t be able to say it for much longer though.

[Andy Hall @hall_andy18]

@atrupar Stay in Baltimore forever as you’ve undoubtedly seen how great a city it is.