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A man's gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it.

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Breaking news: the FAA (Federal Aviation Administration) is controlled by a dynasty of meercats from a forgotten corner of the Kalahari desert. While they ran the FAA for decades, rumors of dissent are spreading. The incoming administration has no comment. #ElonMusk #Trump

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Я голосовал! Вы тоже? (“I voted! You, too?”) #Election2024 #putin #MAGA2024

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@Redistrict “You mean Chicago wasn’t fooled by another ‘law and order’ racist dog whistle campaign? Well, fiddlesticks. It worked for me - I invented the damn thing!” - Tricky Dick #LetsGoBrandon

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Just posted a photo @ Logan Square Neighborhood - Chicago, Illinois https://t.co/NiJTNqEoED

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Just posted a photo @ Remote Location https://t.co/CckkzIUxLq

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I come from a long line of salespeople. The art of persuasion is an inherited trait, in some respects. I’m back to selling again & closed my first client today. Not to brag, but there’s a clap of thunder in my ancestral consciousness every time I make a sale. Feels good. #sales

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Essential components of any balanced diet. https://t.co/DN49mGQ3ET

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Baby Teeth at Paper Machete, Green Mill, 7/23/22 @fakebabyteeth @thepapermachete @ Green Mill Cocktail Lounge https://t.co/RRlGkTZiuE

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Just posted a photo @ FitzGerald's Sidebar https://t.co/CZeh5tZElE

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“It’s not so much what is genuine and what isn’t, as what people believe is genuine.” -Mark Hoffman, master forger #forgery #supremecourt #RoeVsWade

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The After Hours 98. #theafterhours https://t.co/Wq4hAXgNS7

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Solicited for SEO interview on tech podcast. Dude gets butt-hurt when I schedule it a month out. To be nice, I accommodate. He says “click the reschedule link.” No link exists. Now his LI page is gone. There are legit episodes of this podcast. Has spam grown that sophisticated?

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The After Hours 98. #theafterhours https://t.co/tfTy7QYiqZ

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Mildly drunk in the middle of the day. Why? Visiting family. #activate

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The After Hours 97. #theafterhours https://t.co/u77s1bHdNa

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The After Hours 96. #theafterhours https://t.co/TbiUynjZWB

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/oIOtjGJMxo

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Detholz! … finally joining you in the 21st century on Spotify. Coming shortly. Artwork by @kurtlightner #detholz #allforyou https://t.co/6zFxYA24xC

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Back in the saddle. https://t.co/8bVsMkptKx

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New Baby Teeth single out today! https://t.co/XU98VYEHG7