egg nogg

[Dope thrills @essa_muse]

In the entire history of the late night show with Conan, there is never going to be an entrance like the Hunter S Thompson Entrance.

"I heard you have a drug problem but this is horrible".

Sarcasm at best

What a character and Conan captured him perfectly.

The most intense human ever

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨HILARIOUS🚨🚨

Jon Gruden was hired through Cameo to reveal a fantasy football league’s draft order—and he was deeply disturbed by the team names.

“Some of your team names are very disappointing and concerning. Some of you need clinical help.”

Gruden then announced “Jacob’s Daddy,” “Andy’s Nuts,” “Vodell’s D Balls” and “Justin Tugger” before calling the final manager “a sick human being.”

An all-time Cameo.

😭😭😭

[Mark Pope @CoachMarkPope]

So fun tailgating with @UK__Battman and BBN! Go get em @CoachWillStein
Go Cats!

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

SEE YOU SOON, LEXINGTON‼️

@UKFootball

[Drew Franklin @DrewFranklinKSR]

Tiger King has been transferred to the federal prison in Lexington, according to Tiger King himself.

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[Blue Chips Media @BlueChipsBBN]

I mean just so we’re completely clear…

THIS is what “dominant” actually looks like

[Milan Momcilovic @MilanMomcilovi5]

BBN!💙

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Iowa State star transfer forward Milan Momcilovic has committed to Kentucky, @JoeTipton reports😼

Momcilovic averaged 16.9 points per game shooting 48.7% from three last season.

https://t.co/QCU3mKfO2A

[Drew Franklin @DrewFranklinKSR]

MOMCILOVIC IS A CAT

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

The hefty lefty, Jared Lorenzen was one of Kentucky most exciting players ever. He was a 4 year starter at Kentucky and threw for 10,354 yards and 78 touchdowns.

[Rupp To No Good Podcast @RuppToNoGood]

Kentucky Women's Basketball has landed Florida transfer Me'Arah O'Neal, daughter of Shaquille O'Neal, per @PStevensKSR

▫️6'4" forward
▫️13.6 points
▫️6.4 rebounds
▫️2.8 stocks (steals + blocks)
▫️52.9% FG
▫️38.1% 3PT (2.9 attempts)

[Kentucky Derby @KentuckyDerby]

Wonder Dean, the first Japanese contender for Kentucky Derby 152, is stateside and safely in quarantine. Welcome to Kentucky! 🌹

[Blake Spires @RealFakeBlake]

I need everybody who lectured Kentucky fans about Jasper Johnson all week to search Cayden Boozer’s name.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Duke’s radio call of their choke vs UConn is something everybody in the world deserves hear

https://t.co/gtV5hZlzJS

[Message Board Geniuses @BoardGeniuses]

John Calipari was a failure at #Arkansas.

[truant finds home @pj_history]

15 years ago today, Eddie Vedder debuted this 'Binaural' gem solo. He treated the @PalaisTheatre crowd to his strummy right-hand, and vocals that were quiet at times, desperate at others, and beautiful throughout. #tfh

"Light Years," March 25, 2011: https://t.co/yHU7gvZHYC

[Tristan Pharis @TristanUda]

Kentucky finishes 9th in the SEC standings, at 10-8. Their worst conference finish in program history.

Since the inception of the SEC in 1932, Kentucky has only finished outside of the top 5 six times.

It has happened three times since 2020, including two consecutive seasons.

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

Charlie Hicks ate his lunch and dinner at the Shrimp Basket in Pensacola, Florida, every day for 10 years. When he suddenly stopped showing up, the chef went looking for him – ultimately saving his life. @SteveHartmanCBS is On the Road.