Emily Hayes

My name is Emily. I monitor your hallways.

[Emily Hayes @hallmonitorhaze]

#ugh
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[Emily Hayes @hallmonitorhaze]

@phatassj tweet me plz

[Emily Hayes @hallmonitorhaze]

@phatassj where you at

[Emily Hayes @hallmonitorhaze]

@phatassj hey, where are you

[Emily Hayes @hallmonitorhaze]

@phatassj where are you

[Emily Hayes @hallmonitorhaze]

@phatassj where are you?

[Mr. Clean Carwash @MrCleanAustell]

Don't go on vacation in a dirty car!

[Emily Hayes @hallmonitorhaze]

It is very rare or almost impossible that a counter can be spot-free from all points of view.

[Emily Hayes @hallmonitorhaze]

#threewords Clean The Kitchen

[Emily Hayes @hallmonitorhaze]

@gOOFtROUPE Someone left three empty "pilsner" cans here a fortnight ago. Please come retrieve them. #YOLO

[Emily Hayes @hallmonitorhaze]

@EmilyHayes47 Next time please submit a form before organizing living room call-a-thons. #nonpartisanhousehold