tristan 🍉

i tell gay jokes because i am a gay joke ♐☄️🏳️‍⚧️ 26, he/him

[tristan 🍉 @hallobingay]

you don't need to look very deeply into it at all to know that what's happening is wrong, and anyone who tells you that you're not informed enough about the context (which of course would only be true if there was any possible context justifying genocide) is fucking lying to you

[tristan 🍉 @hallobingay]

@pseudopoetisch meiner Erfahrung nach scam wenn du nicht wirklich desperate bist was zu finden

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[Clément Sénéchal @ClemSenechal]

Ceci n'est pas un aléa naturel.

C'est le bilan historique du capitalisme.

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

The weapons manufacturer learned that a group of fish is called a school

[Xy5Z89🇩🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦 @Xy5Z89]

Deutsche Aktuell:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is your friendly reminder that data centres don’t actually need water. They need a cooling system and are using water because it’s the cheapest way to do it.

[tristan 🍉 @hallobingay]

@thintechgodhead Birkenstocks 2 nummern zu groß D:

[tristan 🍉 @hallobingay]

@LanDrako @AndrewDaArtist1 @bilbosfootcomb @jib_loger_alt general point being, usually the parents are pretty capable of deciding where to go, and the vast majority of toilet goers anywhere don't care where other people and their kids go to do their business. behavior like that should (and usually does) get you kicked out of most places

[tristan 🍉 @hallobingay]

@LanDrako @AndrewDaArtist1 @bilbosfootcomb @jib_loger_alt ime you do also queue for longer for women's rooms (anecdotal evidence) but i think it's safe to assume that with kids as old as these, you can usually talk to them about where to go. I've also seen kids with a dad go in the men's when there was a big queue for the women's 🤷🏻‍♂️

[tristan 🍉 @hallobingay]

@bjorkingmypean @bilbosfootcomb and the point of prescribed hierarchies is division and control. if the majority of people weren't busy being at each other's throats for perceived differences, those in power would find themselves targets of everyone's justified frustration reeeeal quick

[tristan 🍉 @hallobingay]

@bjorkingmypean @bilbosfootcomb same system. the point of all of it is prescriptive gender norms. trans people threaten the gender hierarchy by merely existing (bc if gender is changeable, how natural can a patriarchal hierarchy be?) but a dad taking care of his kids threatens it as well. it's all connected.

[Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster]

Israel is the most anti-Jewish country on earth.

Israeli forces are targeting Jewish men because they are pious Jews and therefore refuse to serve in the Israeli army.

And, for holding that belief, and, for living out a pious Jewish life, they are being violently & mercilessly assaulted by Israeli police.

What other country in the world, aside from Israel, assaults ultra Orthodox Jews for practicing ultra Orthodox Judaism?

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

there's people who will unironically tell you this is a 'complicated' issue and there's bad people 'on both sides'...

[Alex @apollostump]

STOP TRANSLATING HER NAME, THAT'S BRÖTCHEN

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Tapping the hoarding wealth sign again 👇🏼

[niemand wichtiges @seppovague]

nichts hasse ich mehr an modernen betriebssystemen als dass text formatiert kopiert wird das ist wirklich die schlimmste erfindung und ca vergleichbar mit einer polio erkrankung

[reese @kamelralley]

was wenn sido trans wär und vom polycule in seinem block erzählt und die im ersten braut und tickt hrt und die im siebten spielen nur magic und die im sechsten ficken den ganzen tag nur und die im vierten macht edm musik

[UncSants @SantsRNTL]

All the fake activists for the Qatar World Cup are awfully quiet