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[𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔢𝔶 @frescamami]

staying home and not buying things literally feels like being on house arrest

[🌈🧇Zombi🥞🍬 @sleepizombi334]

girl who insists that she's very evil and fucked up despite being very kind and caring

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

(Crying, Nauseous, Terrified, Shaking) I need to make a List

[Pukicho @pukicho]

In a kinder world we might’ve had Jeff the healer

[dyl (is kinda back online) @xxmiyamiya]

ragebaiting as foreplay

[۠ @kiina]

my dick lean left for political reasons

[ciel @xzcielz]

do u wanna hangout once the curse lifts

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

“u can’t say that” i can say even worse stuff

[KayyKayy @Marie_rossee]

i know paper towels hate to see me in the mf kitchen

[hannah ⋆˚✿˖° @softlyhan_]

im sorry i have to go i have to rush home to play video games

[bisexual laura palmer @meanwhile666]

the neighbourhood literally wrote sweater weather

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

I’m starting to suspect sweet dreams aren’t made of this at all

[berris @boxmethen]

dressing at 26 trying to balance not looking like an unc or like im trying to fit in w/ teens is so annoying

[johnathon smegma @givemecumcum]

they’re doing open fart surgery on me tomorrow

[the stabber @quiet_homeboy]

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

[Zy0x @Zy0x_]

me personally i'd listen to the sirens bc i always listen when women speak

[Liv. 🤍 @OIiviaaaaAAAA]

just watched the odyssey where the FUCK was mario

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[✒️ @Literariium]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID