alexandria ✨

haggard crone

[Noor Tarar @withnoorr]

I will absolutely take the longer route if the trees are prettier

[Irena Buzarewicz @IrenaBuzarewicz]

September 21

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“where do you see yourself in five years” OUT I WANT OUT!!!!! I WANT OUT I WANT OUT!!!!!!!

[𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙮 @_fuckylucky]

Idk man it's kind of hard not to look like a paranoid, borderline schizophrenic person when the stores actually are tracking us through Bluetooth in the lightbulbs and shit

[like the sea and the gallows @tidaltowns]

everyone get more camp and kind and tryhard and unabashed and sexy and a little sleazy or trashy and weird with it right fucking now!!!!

[alexandria ✨ @hallso_hard]

@fetalgeniuss His couple episodes on Scrubs kills me too

[alexandria ✨ @hallso_hard]

@Nishamaste 🩵🩵🩵🩵

[alexandria ✨ @hallso_hard]

@MattForner The whole livestream schedule is fucked but she was shown she did great

[alexandria ✨ @hallso_hard]

@KellyGraceless Girl I literally only know from watching Marlins games

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Of course, he who has a peanut allergy garners my sympathy. But he will never garner my respect. You were not meant for this earth and you are on borrowed time

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

Sometimes I’m mad as fuck at 6:39am

[evil elly @laffodiI]

get out of my house I need to dance alone for a while

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

They’re pissing me off at the pissing me off factory

[area woman @explodingpiano]

(holding in massive bong rip) the government

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

[alexandria ✨ @hallso_hard]

@vanderrwaals no really they’re talkin “oh that’s $60,000” srry emergency room money isn’t real

[sammy @biglittlerivera]

catherine o’hara please say sike right now

[Kingly @JedKingly]

Winter is great because 2 months in you’re like that was neat but that’s enough of that. And then Actual Winter hits.