Jordan

@UofNorthFlorida alum 🖋️ Soft heart, sharp takes

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Ridwan 🦅 @Biigridwan]

i shoulda been meaner to my ex tbh i think about that a lot actually

[A @seattleiminyou]

If I was on love island it would be like the Stanford prison experiment

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Oh and to risk embarrassing myself for human connection is no true risk at all, because nobody whose opinion really matters would ever think less of another person for choosing the vulnerability of putting themself out there.

[: @sn0oozey]

Does anyone remember how to fall asleep

[ikaika @ikaikainluv]

why do they gotta ask you like 3 times on job applications if you’re hispanic

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

It insists upon itself

[Jolie Cowslington @yomgqashiyo]

Of course the first trillionaire would be an apartheid beneficiary

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I do the reverse Pomodoro method where I spend 25 minutes on my phone and then do 5 minutes of work.

[Klaus Mikaelson @Kprime3]

Saying you don’t wanna lock something down cause summer is coming up and you 30 is crazy

[Jordan @jordanbeebs]

@SimonSimplicio I liked how you explained that negativity around self criticism makes us feel unworthy/upset/etc for doing it then we “feel bad for feeling bad” and it’s just a cycle. Great piece!

[Simple @SimonSimplicio]

I've tried to articulate something I've been chewing on for some time now. Namely, the way self-deprecatory prayer can be therapeutic

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Hate when shit doesn’t go my way and ppl comfort me by saying “at least it was a learning experience” like I am already really smart I don’t need more learning I NEED W’S!!!!!

[uu @um33m3]

not a fan of accidentally remembering thoughts i wanted to forget permanently

[blaire @pissshit90001]

You ever spend $30 on DoorDash and then realize it was not worth it

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

You do not fear failure. You fear the death of the fantasy that you were special without proof. As long as you never fully try, you can keep believing greatness was available. The untouched dream is the coward’s favorite hiding place.

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"The Wrong One" by Janie Mork

[Emily Gould @EmilyGouldNYmag]

i know all the valid reasons why this isn't possible or advisable but I still wish I could speedrun the first month of sessions with a new therapist via them just Googling me