Hali

insta/snap: hallz96

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

If America even has midterm elections in 2026, Democrats need to stop campaigning for smart people. You've won them already.

Speak to the stupid people. In the dumbest possible terms. Dummies decide elections and a huge chunk of the country is dumb.

[Ron @Roncibra]

Stephen King. Calling @elonmusk the First Lady is the funniest fucking thing I heard all day

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

not a very nice thing to say about his wife

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

At least we got our first gay Vice President

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

me unfollowing every person who’s posted a tr*mp story

[Tausee F. @Tausee_F]

I’m pocket watching everybody that voted for Trump cause of the economy. Ya better not be broke still in 4 years cause I’m on that ass bitch

[M @MELITWOD]

ppl be 300 pounds talking about homosexuality being a sin, so is gluttony fat fuck 😹

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

I cannot fathom the feeling of the women who came forward about their sexual assault at the hands of Trump. Seeing millions of people vote for their abuser.
My heart absolutely breaks for these women. I believe you, and I am so sorry.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[oomf magazine @oomfmagazine]

I want Trump to lose for obvious existential reasons but mostly to see him turn on Elon Musk in 72 hours following the election

[Murphy⚜️ @_sforsierra]

And give Louisiana back to France

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

You are not supposed to say this, but it’s because they’re dumber.

[julia 🇫🇷 @eathedocument]

he moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

instagram is incredible cause you’re like there’s no way they could make this any worse and then they always do

[Liberated 💜🤍🖤🌊 @Libby_Davis21]

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”