Maggie

[Nichole @nickyyknowsball]

Flying into ORD is a huge test of how patient you are bc that taxi to the gate is no joke

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Texting my ex hallelujah

[Raq @raqisright]

Goal weight: everyone is worried about me

[Maggie @maggieeschultz]

I want to see the CEO or Zara trying to find something specific on their website

[John Summit @johnsummit]

@blowchakk BBLs are disgusting

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[5am @fxzkshvt]

dude i’m going home i can tell ur on tylenol

[Pay The Bills | A Trainwreck Sports Production @PayTheBillsPod]

Good Morning and Go Bills

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[milk drinker 3.0 ☦️ @milkisgood4you_]

Please dont make me pay rent im beautiful

[Kiraaa @dumbtwt7]

me starting off my wedding vows like:

[John Summit @johnsummit]

we’re drunk and we’re high and we run the god damn church babyyy

[jame @kloogans]

this is the first pope that has probably tasted a four loko

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

"you're acting crazy"
i'm not acting

[John Summit @johnsummit]

happy tax day

-john summit, CPA

[Maggie @maggieeschultz]

@Jess_Benham Do u fry the bananas on the pan before u bake them into the bread

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[ICHIBAN BABY @DemiCaruso]

Ozempic allegations

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

“0 catches, 0 yards, and 2 drops in the first half doesn’t put fuel in the jet, TRAVIS.”

[mock draft enjoyer @capsboybebop]

as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me