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jeez louise

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

If you’re a police officer, your JOB is to go in. Your JOB is to rush in. If you can’t do that, find another job.

[hal @halmackz]

@JakeRyanHarper translation ?

[hal @halmackz]

the girl sitting across from me at the airport just pulled down her mask to cough in her elbow and then pulled it back up?????????????????????????????????????????????? america explain!!!!!

[Jesus Fucking Christ 🌈 @SHEsus__Christ]

Never saw a fireman stand outside a burning building because they were too scared to go in. Maybe that’s why there aren’t any “fuck the fire department” songs.

[hal @halmackz]

bringing back this 2020 article

[David Freedlander @freedlander]

Active shooter drills in schools have become a $2.7 billion industry, and new research shows they have almost no value in keeping kids safe and are responsible for an increase in mental health problems for kids, especially younger ones https://t.co/s7WSDbaOHO

[hal @halmackz]

nothing makes me happier than seeing the lovely @Caamp dudes getting some athens takeout — thanks for coming to #OHIOMIS2022 and have a great show tonight! ✨

[squidney @dudehellyah]

sober bobcats use delta 8

[hal @halmackz]

@dudehellyah mom block

[hal @halmackz]

@abhithenomad so bummed i missed this!!

[hal @halmackz]

i get a little *too* mad when ppl talk over jeopardy…

[hal @halmackz]

“my pronouns are rock n roll”

[hal @halmackz]

work today:
“can i help you find anything?”
“yes i need a card for Gay”

[hal @halmackz]

@dudehellyah this tweet seems very pointed at me specifically though. rude.

[squidney @dudehellyah]

ben solo deserved more

[hal @halmackz]

@laynewoodworth i’m so sorry this happened to you — people tend to get comfortable in the fact that it’s slowly become a bit better for us when in reality it is STILL not safe for us. sending lots of love and healing your way

[a @vlezvs]

today’s the only day you can rt this

[squidney @dudehellyah]

I think seth rogen should make silly bands