HM

if I’m dead, u guys have been dead for weeks.

[HM @halmarkz]

shower coffee 🤝 shower beer

[HM @halmarkz]

Shoulda coulda woulda

[HM @halmarkz]

MAKE THEM KNOW

[HM @halmarkz]

MAKE THEM REMEMBER

[HM @halmarkz]

MAKE THEM PAY

[HM @halmarkz]

MAKE THEM CRY

[HM @halmarkz]

Wake up honey, Drake dropped three albums today

[HM @halmarkz]

Idk bout y’all but I’m tryna have a Cruise by FGL summer.

[mo @fruitpibble]

its Forget It Ever Happened Friday

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i think i give a fuck

[HM @halmarkz]

No cus now I’m drunk and still thinking about Justin harmonizing with his younger self and I’m crying

[fishious @fishquichee]

Your honor i was just joking

[HM @halmarkz]

Linus Ullmark, hallelujah

[HM @halmarkz]

I feel bad for the ppl that ain’t got twitter no more, this shits funny

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[m @skitzocat]

the elephant in the room is claustrophobic

[323 @Ggod323]

I genuinely dont remember half my life

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your honor can we wrap this up

[$ @jxtsummer]

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Stop being bald in front of me