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http://t.co/73aiyp4eGs I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper.

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http://t.co/rmPWu8cGsf First rule of thumb: Thumbs shouldn't have rules. That just makes no fucking sense.

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I bet cats are pissed they can’t sit on televisions anymore. http://t.co/PjVdoC159F

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How sure are we that one of Nicki Minaj's parents isn't just a stick of cotton candy? http://t.co/cK6a1RlSMn

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Just got a nosebleed. Thank God my head isn't pregnant! http://t.co/tn32aBql

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http://t.co/MlIWu9QE Arrested for not picking up after his seeing eye dog, the blind man pleaded, "I didn't see shit!"

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Based on her color and size Snookie would make a great buoy. http://t.co/E2NUBW92

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