Jasmine

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director/head of PR @trappedanimal
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[Jasmine @halopygian]

@bookingcom @ClumberHotelSpa Hi @bookingcom Thanks for acknowledging this! I've now spoken to your team and understand the hotel has 5 working days to issue a full refund. Appreciate your support in getting this resolved🙏

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@bookingcom I stayed at @ClumberHotelSpa where a man entered my room at midnight while I slept with my 4yo. No apology, 20% voucher offered, & now my comments are being deleted. Will you help?

[Jasmine @halopygian]

#Nottinghamshire #ClumberPark #HotelSafety #WorksopNews #MuthuHotels @anna_tims

[Jasmine @halopygian]

FYI: I'm trolling a hotel because a stranger walked into my room after midnight while I was asleep with my 4-year-old and they thought 20% off my next stay would make it all okay. 🫠🔑 @ClumberHotelSpa @ChadNews @yournottstv @WestBridgford @worksoplife

[Jasmine @halopygian]

@ClumberHotelSpa Nothing says festive spirit like an uninvited guest sneaking into your room while you sleep. Skip the carols—bring extra locks.

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@ClumberHotelSpa Already had my horror story—stranger in my room after midnight. No costume. Just pure terror. Guys, this is too easy.

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@ClumberHotelSpa Relax your mind, body & soul… unless you’re a mum and child jolted awake by an uninvited guest in your room. Then it’s more fight-or-flight.

[Jasmine @halopygian]

@ClumberHotelSpa I was spirited into a realm of panic when a stranger entered my room at midnight. Not quite the wellness retreat I had in mind.

[Jasmine @halopygian]

@ClumberHotelSpa Started 2025 with a bang at your UK hotel—a man walked into my room after midnight. Not quite the ‘wonderful beginning’ I had in mind

[Jasmine @halopygian]

@ClumberHotelSpa Happy to write a guest blog: ‘What to do when an actual stranger joins your hotel stay uninvited.

[Jasmine @halopygian]

@ClumberHotelSpa Beautiful quote. My 4-year-old’s latest piece was called ‘Mummy, who’s that man in our room?’—a tense midnight performance at Clumber Park.

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@ClumberHotelSpa I don’t need a massage—I need closure after someone walked into my hotel room uninvited.

[Jasmine @halopygian]

@ClumberHotelSpa Happy Father’s Day—nothing says ‘dad vibes’ like having to check the hallway for intruders all night.

[Jasmine @halopygian]

@ClumberHotelSpa I chose my destination… just didn’t expect the hotel to choose who else gets access to my room.

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@ClumberHotelSpa Not sure what was comfier—the bed, or the creeping anxiety after midnight.

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@ClumberHotelSpa Next time I’ll just camp in Sherwood Forest—safer, and probably fewer unexpected visitors.

[Jasmine @halopygian]

@ClumberHotelSpa If your dream getaway involves fear, sleep loss, and unanswered calls to reception—Clumber Park’s got you covered.

[Jasmine @halopygian]

@ClumberHotelSpa Sleep peacefully… unless you’re in Room 1 with your child and a stranger walks in after midnight. Might want to skip the PJs and sleep in your shoes.

[Jasmine @halopygian]

@ClumberHotelSpa Book with caution—my 4-year-old and I had a surprise guest walk into our room after midnight. Still waiting on a proper apology or refund. Safety clearly isn’t part of the package.

[Jasmine @halopygian]

A year-long advent calendar, but instead of chocolate, it's just sertraline 💊

https://t.co/nu8POw8oId #sertraline #advent2020 #AdventCalendar