Mike Halter

shambles

[Mike Halter @halterbanger]

@elonmusk Oh Boy! 😏 Another military/war machine recruitment propaganda flick

[mark normand @marknorm]

Inside a box of LIFE cereal there should be student loan debt, a DUI and 30 lbs

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Want to kill a lot of people without the stigma of being called a serial killer? Become the president of any country. People will celebrate your massacres and if they don’t you can have them arrested.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

This transition has ruined my life

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Low tide and I’m ready to spawn.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Quitting bread is going against the grain

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

It’s Thanksgiving week and it’s time to make a list of things I’m thankful for. (1) I’m thankful that even though we have political differences everyone in America loves and respects each other (2) I’m thankful that social media helps us show each other that love.

[Mike Halter @halterbanger]

@PeteRock DJ Hotwire

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Ready for the Chinese takeover thank you very much.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

If you disagree with someone kill them.

[Sylvia Plath Bot @SylviaPlathBot]

I am the ghost of an infamous suicide,

[Mike Halter @halterbanger]

@PalomaCMalfoy sup. I still have that wireless keyboard that I was supposed to give you. Forgot. Want it?!

[Mike Halter @halterbanger]

@sherrythecat T breaks are imperative

[Mike Halter @halterbanger]

@sherrythecat 🥴

[Mike Halter @halterbanger]

@Grimezsz Nah… only SACKS of nickels smell bad!!

[Mike Halter @halterbanger]

@sherrythecat

[Mike Halter @halterbanger]

@stollemache •gasp• ~Heavens me… Make no haste.. Inject the botchulisms!!! …godspeed…

[Kevin McCaffrey @KevinMcCaff]

Health insurance is cool cuz you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing & then if something happens to you, you pay a bunch more

[Mike Halter @halterbanger]

@sherrythecat Don’t go 🔪slicing anyone’s cock off 🙀😹

[Mike Halter @halterbanger]

@sherrythecat Using the Force for all that is good in the world! Salute (￣^￣)ゞ